The ultimate cockblock? Explosive diarrhea.
No seriously, I got a really pretty italian girl, easily an 8.5-9 with SMARTS (I don't like dumb chicks) handed to me on a fucking platter one night and I did everything right except when I got her moaning and ready for me to destroy her, a rumbling in my stomach came over me and I spent the rest of the night shitting my brains out. I tried to work something in the morning, but the magic was over.
I never heard from her again.
She had the most epic tits and ass and hair and pretty face and oh my god fuck you intestinal tract.
It physically hurts me to tell this story.
2nd worst cockblock? God.
Seriously. This chick that I refer to as "the best thing I never had" said that she couldn't be with me because I wasn't a man of god (she was semi-born again or something). This was the day after she gave me the best blow job I've probably ever had. If it hadn't been for that blowjob I would rate this as the worst cockblock instead of the 2nd worst.
FUCKING GOD.
No seriously, I got a really pretty italian girl, easily an 8.5-9 with SMARTS (I don't like dumb chicks) handed to me on a fucking platter one night and I did everything right except when I got her moaning and ready for me to destroy her, a rumbling in my stomach came over me and I spent the rest of the night shitting my brains out. I tried to work something in the morning, but the magic was over.
I never heard from her again.
She had the most epic tits and ass and hair and pretty face and oh my god fuck you intestinal tract.
It physically hurts me to tell this story.
2nd worst cockblock? God.
Seriously. This chick that I refer to as "the best thing I never had" said that she couldn't be with me because I wasn't a man of god (she was semi-born again or something). This was the day after she gave me the best blow job I've probably ever had. If it hadn't been for that blowjob I would rate this as the worst cockblock instead of the 2nd worst.
FUCKING GOD.
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