Most of us don't have the logistics to keep a zebra, although that is the pinnacle of pimp. Here's a few smaller options that can be kept in the home.
Pygmy goats are awesome. I've known two guys that owned them and the goats act like dogs, jumping in the truck with them and riding around. Girls wouldn't leave them alone out in town. As you can see, they are very pussy friendly.
Another surefire bet are these:
Almost like raising a dog if you get one that is bred small enough. And as you can see, they too are very pussy friendly.
Just imagine rolling like this:
Through a college campus. You would never make it through. And walking it on a leash? Forget it. Also, it is a little known fact that Mystery PUA used this to rack up huge numbers. Here's a pic:
Pygmy goats are awesome. I've known two guys that owned them and the goats act like dogs, jumping in the truck with them and riding around. Girls wouldn't leave them alone out in town. As you can see, they are very pussy friendly.
Another surefire bet are these:
Almost like raising a dog if you get one that is bred small enough. And as you can see, they too are very pussy friendly.
Just imagine rolling like this:
Through a college campus. You would never make it through. And walking it on a leash? Forget it. Also, it is a little known fact that Mystery PUA used this to rack up huge numbers. Here's a pic: