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I haven't seen it in years, but one of the best ones I can remember was a guy who worked out a lot called because he had heard that jizz had a ton of protein in it. He had been drinking his jizz for year because he heard about the abundance of protein. He called to set the record straight about it. Turns out the dude was drinking his jizz the last couple years for nothing. There is no protein in it.