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Goiania, Brazil Datasheet
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Goiania, Brazil Datasheet

I just got back from a 2 month Brazil trip and one of the places I hit was the often inquired about, but little known about, Goiania. This was part of the "Lewis & Clark" part of my trip which unfortunately was not as productive as I would have liked once I caught Typhoid fever in Praia da Pipa. I stayed 5 nights rolling solo in Goiania from Thursday-Tuesday. I had been studying my Portuguese pretty diligently before and while it is still pretty bad I can now communicate a bit with the chicks who speak virtually no English so long as they like me a bit and deal with having to repeat things and say stuff slower, etc. That coupled with charm and body language goes a long way!

The city itself is a planned city but if you ask me its designed like shit. Taxis can get a bit pricey but the important thing is that there is only ONE real area that has all the nightlife which makes it easy to conquer. The city has a LIVELY nightlife without a doubt! People presumably don't have really shit else to do as its inland, no lakes, a couple nice parks, and thats about it from what I saw. I wasn't there looking for tourist attractions anyways. I was there to chase these unknown Brazilian beauties and work my Portuguese in the process.

Where to stay:
Stay anywhere close to St. Marista which has all the clubs there. Pacha, Villa Mix, Villa Marista, Royal Club. You will then take a taxi to that area and a taxi out.
I stayed in St. Bela Vista in a really nice high rise apartment with a large patio and paid US$75/night. Not a lot of inventory on the market so your actual options are limited.

Going out: Below is a list with the Facebook links to all the clubs in town and the amount of "likes" they received. I did this as I went blind and didn't know where to start. There may be a couple more but I dont think you need to concern yourself with more than these. This covers where ALL the hot chicks are going. The hottest clubs now are Pacha, Villa Mix, and Royal Club. You have to check their FB pages and see for your particular night who has a big DJ, etc and then hit that. You will find quite a bit of Sertenaja here and the girls love it so this very well may be your hunting grounds even if you dont like the music.

Royal Club: 12,871 likes - Didn't go
Villa Mix: 104K+ likes- Drove by when looking for Diablo around 12 and there were LOTS of VERY hot chicks outside waiting to get in. Dressed to the 9's with heels, etc.
Pacha: 41K+ likes- Had lots of girls on both Thursday and Saturday when I was there
Villa Marista: - Packed on a Thursday with lots of girls but all Sertenaja being played.
El Club:- Went here Sat night and just looked at the line and left. Lots of couples, poorly dressed, young, and not hot. Could be good another night, who knows.
Diablo Pub: - Looked for it and couldn't find it and gave up.
Cafe De La Music: 4600 likes- It was never really good when I walked by as its more of a restaurant vibe but apparently Sunday nights they have a DJ.
Chopp Time Street: 6800+- Didn't go
Lokal Music Bar: 11k+ likes - Didn't go

Here is a map showing where most of the clubs are located:

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Its also a public google map so you can add it on your phone so you can navigate easier when there. Link here

Cost:

I got to most of the clubs pretty late and ran some game telling the doormen/GM's I'm a journalist from Cali yada, yada, let me in free or cheaper. Game the streets of Hollywood taught me at a young age. This got me discounts at just about every place. Villa Marista on a Thursday was Sertenaja, packed with chicks, they wanted 60 reais to get in. Got them down to 30 but they wouldn't let my wing in because he had flipflops so we left. Villa Mix on Sat night at 1AM was trying to charge R$250 for guys which did not include consumption. I got it down to R$150. Pacha on Thursday was R$120 for true open bar all you could drink. I paid R$60 for the same thing. Sat night I got there late and they wanted R$200 which I got down to R$100 and did not include open bar. Had to do it, as it was the best spot for sure that night with some DJ from the states. If you get to the these places around 11 I think the price is totally different.

Drink prices were between R$10-14 for a decent vodka rocks at the nice clubs. You could get a bottle of Smirnoff or Absolute (don't remember) for R$180. This is really the move if you have others with you.

My apartment as mentioned above was $75US/night and was really nice.
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The other apartments I saw were about the same price and not as nice.

Girls:

A lot of people were telling me the girls are "country" here but I liked what I saw! Most of them had the typical Brazilian ass and slightly larger thighs I would say than for instance, the girls from Minas. I also found them to be slightly on the lighter complexion side for the most part. They DEFINITELY dress up also when going out and often roll in packs. In the St. Marista area on Sat night you would see large groups of hit girls sitting, having dinner, and drinking before walking to one of the nearby clubs. Once girls caught wind that I was a gringo my novelty factor seemed to be pretty high with them. It's not the easiest arena to roll solo in and having a small crew or at least one good wingman would be very valuable and go a long ways. I recruited some kid I met as a wing and he was pretty useless other than it let me chat with someone in between talking to girls. I can't say that I have fully pinpointed the "type" in Goiania or even if there is one, I just know there were a lot of hot Brazilian girls. A lot of the girls I chatted to spoke some English surprisingly, and only a couple (that I remember) didn't really speak any. I may have gotten lucky with this, but I suspect at the clubs with high covers the girls are slightly more educated and speak better English.

My experience:

Thursday night:
Didn't know anyone in town and it happened to be the night the wonderful world of Couchsurfing meets with all their kook friends and discuss nothing. This is the first time I had ever gone to one of these but what do I have to lose, nothing. They were meeting early for drinks at a restaurant bar so I figured I would pop by and see if there were any chicks or I could recruit a wingman at least. There were maybe 20 people and 3-4 very pretty girls. One of whom had a BF and the others were sitting at the far end of the table and left early so I couldn't talk to them. I managed to recruit a young tall Brazilian kid named Ian who spoke perfect English. I figured he could be a good tool in the set so we went out together in St. Marista.

Only a couple places seemed crowded that night so we first went into Villa Marista which had a lot of girls but the downside was Sertenaja. They wouldn't let him in because he had fuckin flipflops and shorts. Rethinking this idea all together of going out with him, we go to my apartment and I kick this kids wardrobe up a notch and lend him some jeans and clean Nikes. We come back and go to Pacha now instead as it looked packed also. Worked the GM over and he let us in for $R60 all you can drink. At first inside Pacha it was a fuckin cockfest. Still girls, but the ratio was horrible. Chatted some chicks up and was taking advantage of the free booze. All of a sudden at some instance all the dudes left and now the ratio was VERY favorable. I can't remember ever a place going from cockfest to good ratio, but there is a first time for everything.

My wing had no game i learned quick so I just went for self and talked to him in between girls. Chatted up a hot young Brazilian girl with a sick body at the bar. She spoke no English and was cold for the first 20-30 seconds but then opened up when she realized I actually did speak a little Portuguese and also because I was gringo I am pretty sure. Her and I chatted for a while and laughed, but if I remember right I got kinda bored of her and her terrible English and plus she was one of the very first girls I opened so I wanted to keep it moving. She didn't give me great indicators either so I said fuck it. Chatted up some randoms and all is going well. The first girl I think sees this and she comes to tell me her friend wants to leave but she wants to see me again with a huge smile on her face. I had chicks going from all angles now, some cute/hot, and others not so much. The gringo has been spotted is what happened! I have her write her info on the back of one of my business cards and stick it in my pocket. Great prospect for later I think.

I spotted a hottie on the dance floor after she left and it seemed she was loosely connected to some guys' table. I rolled up on her with dance game and spitting a little Portuguese and English and she was into it right away. We were dancing and hitting it off and this is when the night gets blurry thanks to the free booze! I remember being focused on this hottie but somehow some other chick manages to weasel into the picture and now I'm also dancing with her. Hottie has to leave and also wants to meet later so in a haste I give her my business card as I can sense her interest and am pretty sure she'll contact me. I never do that and should not have this time! Find out in the morning I gave her the one card with the other chicks info on the back...what an asshole I am! Fast forward she doesn't ever contact me and I cant contact the other hottie I had. Damn shame. Well, back to the other girl who came into the fold. Ian my wingman is "talking" to her friend and now its time to go but she has no interest in him. I have to bluntly tell him this because my girl still wants me to go with her. He and her friend leave separately and I leave with her going back to her hotel which she insisted on because she has to work in the morning. I find out she is from Bahia and is there for work. I fuck her a couple times and pass out as the sun is coming up and take a taxi back to my place about 9AM with a pounding head but empty load. The night was a success. She was short with big tits, nice bubble butt and a 7 in the face.

Friday Night:
The night before, Ian, who grew up in Goiania told me he is throwing a house party at his parents house who are out of town. He told me he invited like 50-60 people and one of the Couchsurfing dudes is also going to cook some local grub. At Pacha the night before this was given some credibility by the fact that 2-3 different groups of girls came up to Ian and said they were going. I was hungover as hell and figured house party, local chicks, free food, why not? Nagging at me also was the fact he had my jeans and shoes and thought if I dont see him tonight I might not get these. Worst case I take a cab out of there and hit the clubs again if it sucks. One of the CS girls who I hadn't met offered to pick me up so I said sure. Maybe shes hot and I don't know where it is. She was not hot, and party was in the fuckin sticks! Horrible move on my part as the place was so deep you couldn't even get a cab there. Even worse was the fact that none of the girls he invited showed up and it was a bunch of weirdo CSers for the most part. Ended up being a waste of a good Friday night other than I got to practice Portuguese with a lot of people who didn't speak English, Took that small bit as a positive coupled with the fact the food was also good. Still pissed though. Never again am I doing anything CS related like this.

Saturday night:

Ian had a car and while he didn't help me on Thursday he didn't hurt me either so I decided to call him and see if he wanted to roll out. I'm ready to roll early and he gets to my house late and then we drive around in his beater car looking for Diablo bar which we don't find and then go to El Club. Looked at the line and said no fuckin way, this place is horrible. young couples, no hot chicks, people dressed like shit, the list goes on! The whole time I am sucking up a bunch of exhaust from his old car which is giving me a headache and making me nauseas as hell. We had driven by Villa Mix and there were a ton of hot chicks outside. I demand we go back there as its almost 1AM now and I want to party and talk to girls! I'm done getting high from his exhaust. We go there and the fuckin GM wants R$250 just to get in! I get him down to R$150 but the quality in the lobby is not what I saw outside. Ian doesn't want to pay it but I am thinking independently now and will go in solo if I think thats the move. At R$150 and not seeing the talent, I decide to pass for Pacha again. The GM told me on Thursday they were having a huge party on Sat and he loved me now so I decided to go there and should have no problem getting in.

Got to Pacha and paid R$100 entrance (which was down from the R$200 they were demanding) and Ian went home because he didn't want to pay it. I wasn't fully in the right frame of mind now which pissed me off. My buzz had worn off, I had a headache from all the exhaust and Ian's energy was horrible tonight bringing me down. I threw back a couple drinks and chatted loosely with some girls trying to find my mojo. The place had a LOT of hot girls this night. I found a really cute little fair skinned 18yo who spoke good English and was definitely into me. Chatted with her for 15-20 minutes and took her on dance floor and started to make out with her. One thing I noticed is that NOT a lot of girls are just making out in the club like you would see in Rio. I'm not saying its rare, but I didn't see a whole lot of it. I knew this was not going to lead to a bang tonight but with a shitty mindset I was taking what I could get at this point. Sure enough, after some time her friends want to leave and she is dragged with them. She definitely likes me I can tell and with another private date I think I could have banged. I tried to get her out the next night and she couldn't hang out until Tuesday which was the day I was leaving. She seemed genuinely bummed I was leaving and I'll to rope her in for my return visit.

Sunday Night:

When searching for an apartment on Airbnb before coming, I was in touch with one woman renting apartments who we switched the conversation off AirBnb to Skype because she had some an apartment not on AirBnb she wanted to show me. I noticed in her little profile thumbnail that she looked pretty cute and what appeared to be a nice body. I didn't end up renting the apartment from her because it didn't have WIFI but now I had her as a Skype contact. Once I was in Goiania she asked me if I found a place yada, yada. I switched the conversation and asked her if she knew where to go out at night. She told me all about St. Marista, and then said "oh, you seem like a lot of fun." Game on! She also said she needs to "practice her English". Yeah sure... I told her lets meet for some sushi around the corner from my apt since I don't have a car and she agreed.

We met at a place called SushiMax on the corner of Ave T-004 and T-013. (Note: this place had a lot of pretty girls sitting in groups of 2 & 3 on the upstairs outside patio) She showed up and I was pleasantly surprised. She looked better than her photos and her body was stacked. Face was a 6.5-7 and her body was a 8.5-9. I'm into it! We drink a couple sakes, eat, chat and then try to figure out where to go next. Its Sunday night and I mention that we can just go over to my place and hang out a little longer there as I have a bottle of vodka and some mixers (ALWAYS do). Plus she wants to "see what the apartment I rented looks like". She agrees and we go back. Upstairs for 2 minutes and I start making out with her. She stays for like an hour and a half and I'm sucking on her tits and shes getting SUPER worked up. She squirms, I press, she squirms, I press...eventually she jumps up and says she has to go but wants to see me tomorrow. I tried it all but I didn't see her breaking that night.

Monday night:

Monday night I looked online at all the clubs, etc and they were all closed and it didn't seem like shit was going on. Monday nights in my experience are the worst night on a worldwide level. She decided that she wanted to cook for me which of course I had no problem with. She picked me up and drove me to her apartment and whipped up some fish and drank some vino.
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Ended up hammering her for a while and boy was she crazy! Eyes rolling back in her head the second I touched her, violent BJ, it was wild and good times!

The next morning she drove me to my apartment so I could pack my shit and then she took me to the airport and sent me off. Well done woman!


Overall experience:

I had a good time in Goiania and 2 in 5 nights isn't bad but I still left with an incomplete feeling. The whole butchered Friday night and the carnage carrying over to Saturday night left me upset about what could of been. Also the fact that I lost all my good prospects from Thursday night in a drunken stupor also contributed to this. Despite me getting laid that night! The place pretty much sucks during the day but thats OK because the apartment I had was very nice and let me focus on work during the day. St. Marista at night has tons of restaurant/bars with big patios and good people watching.

Goiania is a place that you can definitely do well but I think having a couple solid wingmen would help tremendously. With that, I would go down early to St. Marista, sit outside at the popular restaurants and eat and drink your way into the evening debauchery while chatting up hot girls in the process. This is the way to do it properly and I will come back with a couple of my boys from Rio and really conquer this place!
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