Quote: (03-28-2013 10:53 AM)Nonpareil Wrote:
Well done, sir. Turning a 'one-hour back massage' into a 'full-body massage' won't be difficult from here, bang is imminent.
I'm absolutely more of an ass man, but I'm definitely about those C's and D's (my ranking criteria generally runs in order of importance; body shape-face-ass-hair-tits-skin-mouth-eyes-etc,. etc,. etc,.). I'm going home in a few weeks, and I'm tired of these Chinese surfboards so I've been setting up Boomerang game through email with a girl I used to deal with who has a D-cup, who when I met her, I did basically what you did; fleeting, ninja-glances at her tits (I've got this down to a science), passing her shit-tests when she talked about them ('Yeah, they're okay I guess') and when finally it was time to get to work, I did everything I could imagine to those glorious tits (naturally, she loved it). She's on the books.
Girls with big tits live by different rules. Generally, when she talks about her tits, she's baiting you into saying something stupid (to see if you're like every other chump who stares at them), so either brush it off or go full-on agree and amplify with them. They've been getting noticed for them since they we're 14 and having to deal with thirsty dudes and guys staring since the 9th grade, stand out from the pack. Playing it cool might not be for you ('cool-guy' game isn't everyone's wheelhouse...it's mine, but it's not necessarily yours), but if it gets us laid, then who are we to complain?
Its the game i've played for years. yes what's not broken doesn't need to be fixed. I guess im tired of playing it cool. In my mind i just want to caveman. Which doesn't work all the time.