[Ovid]

This is a great idea. Losing weight isn't that hard, but it requires a little bit of discipline. In America there is so much food, and most of it is very bad for the waistline, and eating is a constant social occurrence, so it takes real willpower not to stuff your face with high-carb, chemical-laden crap 2-3 times a day with everyone else. People won't undertake that discipline on their own behalf, but they absolutely would if society let them know that their blubber was bad and started calling them out on it.

I consider making fat jokes to be a public service -an act of charity, if you will.