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(03-25-2013 12:25 AM)nando Wrote:  

A wife of strong independent character who can find?
She is worth far more than Bernanke Bux.
11 Her husband has full confidence in her
and loses everything to divorce rape
12 She brings him good, not harm,
all the days she feels he is still useful
13 She selects wool and flax
and only from the most expensive brands
14 She is like the merchant ships,
taking your money to distant shores with her drummer boyfriend
15 She gets up while it is still night;
and texts her musician boyfriend
and portions twittering to hen circle
16 She considers a field and buys it;
out of your earnings she tells you to plant a vineyard.
17 She sets about her work vigorously;
for a few minutes, and her arms are flabby and tattooed like a sailor for her tasks.
18 She sees that her trading is profitable,
and gives the money to a biker for his Harley
19 In her hand she holds the distaff
and grasps the drummer's, no the biker's, dick with her fingers.
20 She opens her arms to the poor
and spreads her legs to the needy.
21 When it snows, she has no fear for her household;
for all of them are clothed in 2nd mortgage bought clothes.
22 She makes coverings for her bed;
carefully hiding the evidence
23 Her husband is respected at the city gate,
where he takes his seat among the bankrupt of the land.
24 She makes linen garments and sells them,
and buys from the merchants bondage toys.
25 She is clothed with strength and dignity;
she can laugh at the days to come living off the poor Beta's alimony.
26 She speaks with wisdom,
and faithful explanation of feminism and family court law is on her tongue.
27 She watches over the affairs of her household
and dreams of drummerbiker dick
28 Her children arise and call her blessed;
her husband also, and he sees them a couple weeks a year when she vacations with drummerbiker if he pays enough
29 “Many women do noble things,
but you surpass them all.” Indeed she does.
30 Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting;
but a woman with abslutlutely {sic} no morals is to be praised.
31 Honor her for all that her hands have done,
and let her works bring her praise at her beachfront home bought by you..

Bitter? ME bitter?

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