Quote: (02-14-2013 10:15 PM)NFallin Wrote:
I had a maybe late 30something couple approach me at the bar while I was sitting watching some hockey last week.
I was pretty fucked up and I have the bar locked down as my neighbourhood spot so I was talking to some of the servers and this guy sits down beside me starts asking me peculiar questions about where I was from, what I liked to do, and how old I was. I didn't think anything of it, thought he was a friendly drunk guy.
Then his wife comes and sits down by him and she smiles at me. He tells me he has to go to the bathroom and whispers something in his wife's ear. She starts talking to me about how they like to have fun and go to vegas...yadda...yadda...solid 6/10 worth 40% of attention.
Husband comes back out and goes "well?", looking at his wife. I just kind of have a look of like "what the fuck are you talking about". She smiles and says oh he's a young boy, I'm tired. Guy gives me a pat on the back, tells me he hopes to see me around, and they leave.
Server girl comes up to me and goes, "you know it looked like they wanted to fuck you." It was eerie.
I had something very similar happen about 15 years ago, except the wife went to the bathroom and the husband asked me point blank if I wanted to come back to their room.
Told him I was looking for a piece of my own or some such thing, to which he got very flushed and they left as soon as she returned.
It was completely out of the blue as it was still fairly early and we had just been having a normal convo between strangers up to that point.