You should never have gone out in the first place with her mates before you've fucked her.
The key to handling a guy hitting on your girl is to be really over the top complimentary about something he's wearing or the way he looks. Make it so over the top that everyone knows it's fake but he can't challenge you because you've said something complimentary. He'll realise you're taking the piss obviously and will back off or challenge what you're saying. If he challenges you, game over. You win.
The exact thing happened last night. Me and bojangles went out with these 2 birds. We're at the bar ordering and they're standing literally a metre behind us dancing together while they wait. Some weird looking cunt comes up and starts dancing with one of the girls and the girl is in her zone and continues. The guy thinks he's in because she hasn't told him to fuck off and he's sticking his face in real close and grinding his ass on her ass. Real beta shit.
So we're still waiting to be served and not particularly arsed by it because we know we can swat him away. He starts dancing between the girls and knocked into me a couple of times so I got fed up with him. I turned to him and said really loudly "hey man are you in a boyband? You dance really really well, Michael Jackson would be proud". He stopped dead, looked at me for half a second and split looking really pissed off as if he was in there with the girls and I cockblocked him.
You could've said anything to this guy. "Hey I really like the way you style your hair. It looks like you put loads of time and effort into it. What gel do use?"
The key to handling a guy hitting on your girl is to be really over the top complimentary about something he's wearing or the way he looks. Make it so over the top that everyone knows it's fake but he can't challenge you because you've said something complimentary. He'll realise you're taking the piss obviously and will back off or challenge what you're saying. If he challenges you, game over. You win.
The exact thing happened last night. Me and bojangles went out with these 2 birds. We're at the bar ordering and they're standing literally a metre behind us dancing together while they wait. Some weird looking cunt comes up and starts dancing with one of the girls and the girl is in her zone and continues. The guy thinks he's in because she hasn't told him to fuck off and he's sticking his face in real close and grinding his ass on her ass. Real beta shit.
So we're still waiting to be served and not particularly arsed by it because we know we can swat him away. He starts dancing between the girls and knocked into me a couple of times so I got fed up with him. I turned to him and said really loudly "hey man are you in a boyband? You dance really really well, Michael Jackson would be proud". He stopped dead, looked at me for half a second and split looking really pissed off as if he was in there with the girls and I cockblocked him.
You could've said anything to this guy. "Hey I really like the way you style your hair. It looks like you put loads of time and effort into it. What gel do use?"