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Ali is trying to bandy the word "meltdown" around because he doesn't want to be the only one having meltdowns and Mechanico is just trying to cause them.
Ok last night; I recovered enough to make it out and meet the girl. Just as remembered her ass was enormous and round, her waist was tiny. We made her a drink and sorted out the plan while trying to make arrangements to meet up with Don Cojones. My girl and I decided to break off and get some food since I hadn't eaten all day.
We had some Presidentes and were heavily touching other. Girls here are stuck back in time on being gamed and they love feeling intimate. DO NOT agree to let her bring a friend or sister. They want to do this to feel comfortable but also because as soon as you get them alone it's just on. My girl was trying to get me to hurry up and get the check so we could leave.
We went back to my hotel and as I'm walking up I see a completely smashed Ali with sagging eyes and a sagging cigarette. I yell "Que pasa muchacho!" and Ali looks up angrily as if someone is taunting him. Don Cojones is there and the smirk he's describing that I was wearing had to do with me laughing at how difficult Ali can be when he's smashed.
We went up to my room and it was on as soon as the door closed. Then her phone rang and I could hear a guys voice. I don't speak Spanish but I understand "en hospital". Then the guy switched over to English "I want to know where you are" and she soothingly said "En hospital".
The novelty of the big round ass was ok, I fucked her twice and then pretended to be tired. She said she would go and I handed her cab fare. She was saying how much she liked me and has been calling me and the driver all day. I'm over it.
After she left I felt like I needed something better so I called up the other girl and had her come over. That girl is cute and I like fucking her. We stayed up talking on the translater until 5am.
We left today around 2pm today and I could tell the hotel staff was sad to see us go.
On the ride we got some presidentes and started drinking. I'm still not 100% normal and had to take a shit. We stopped about halfway to Santiago and mechanico opened to smoking hot girls (btw we were getting looks from everyone at this huge restop restaurant place) The girls drove up to the turn area and we pulled up next to them. I told the driver to find out what's going on and the hotter one in the driver's seat gave me her number. Her name is Ciello, which is spanish for Sky. How hot is that? She had on skin tight pants. I love the way girls dress here. It's feminine as hell.
We set up shop at a hotel here and it seems pretty decent so far. I took a nap, had a little workout in my room, and figured I'd update the thread before we take off. We also grabbed a bottle of vodka and mixers BEFORE finding a hotel. Priorities.
Ali is trying to bandy the word "meltdown" around because he doesn't want to be the only one having meltdowns and Mechanico is just trying to cause them.
Ok last night; I recovered enough to make it out and meet the girl. Just as remembered her ass was enormous and round, her waist was tiny. We made her a drink and sorted out the plan while trying to make arrangements to meet up with Don Cojones. My girl and I decided to break off and get some food since I hadn't eaten all day.
We had some Presidentes and were heavily touching other. Girls here are stuck back in time on being gamed and they love feeling intimate. DO NOT agree to let her bring a friend or sister. They want to do this to feel comfortable but also because as soon as you get them alone it's just on. My girl was trying to get me to hurry up and get the check so we could leave.
We went back to my hotel and as I'm walking up I see a completely smashed Ali with sagging eyes and a sagging cigarette. I yell "Que pasa muchacho!" and Ali looks up angrily as if someone is taunting him. Don Cojones is there and the smirk he's describing that I was wearing had to do with me laughing at how difficult Ali can be when he's smashed.
We went up to my room and it was on as soon as the door closed. Then her phone rang and I could hear a guys voice. I don't speak Spanish but I understand "en hospital". Then the guy switched over to English "I want to know where you are" and she soothingly said "En hospital".
The novelty of the big round ass was ok, I fucked her twice and then pretended to be tired. She said she would go and I handed her cab fare. She was saying how much she liked me and has been calling me and the driver all day. I'm over it.
After she left I felt like I needed something better so I called up the other girl and had her come over. That girl is cute and I like fucking her. We stayed up talking on the translater until 5am.
We left today around 2pm today and I could tell the hotel staff was sad to see us go.
On the ride we got some presidentes and started drinking. I'm still not 100% normal and had to take a shit. We stopped about halfway to Santiago and mechanico opened to smoking hot girls (btw we were getting looks from everyone at this huge restop restaurant place) The girls drove up to the turn area and we pulled up next to them. I told the driver to find out what's going on and the hotter one in the driver's seat gave me her number. Her name is Ciello, which is spanish for Sky. How hot is that? She had on skin tight pants. I love the way girls dress here. It's feminine as hell.
We set up shop at a hotel here and it seems pretty decent so far. I took a nap, had a little workout in my room, and figured I'd update the thread before we take off. We also grabbed a bottle of vodka and mixers BEFORE finding a hotel. Priorities.