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C.U.N. NEWS FLASH!
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"Authorities have determined the connection between 39 seemingly random murders that have confounded law enforcement officials around the country and abroad for the past several months.
"Federal investigators have released evidence, exclusively to C.U.N. News, that was found in the Mississippi home of the lead suspect, Maruthhur Gopalamenon Ramachandran, who was apprehended last month. 'We found what amounts to a hit list,' says Alan Jefferson, senior investigator for the FBI. 'Apparently, these men were all members of a minor Internet forum named Roosh-Five. Mr. Ramachandran simply went right down the member list and crossed them out as he located and murdered them.'
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Portion of Ramachandran's hit list. Courtesy of FBI.
"Ramachandran, 20, is suspected of killing as many as 53 men, but has only been charged with 39 of the grisly murders. In some cases, the bodies were found mutilated and posed to maximize their shock value. The remains of Roosh, the forum's founder and namesake, were found in several black garbage bags in the Potomac River. Nicholas 'El Mechanico' Vassiliadis, was found strangled and with a television remote control in his rectum. Samir Singh Gupta Patel, known as 'Tuthmosis' on the forum--who also served as Roosh Five's moderator--was found in the late stages of decomposition, decapitated, dismembered, and with the phrase "Minus 1" carved into his trunk.
Prison authorities report that Ramachandran is receiving hundreds of letters daily in his prison cell from interested white women.
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Lead suspect, Ramachandran. Courtesy of Roosh-Five.
Time to tune into the news again...
C.U.N. NEWS FLASH!
Your news leader for the 21st century™
"Authorities have determined the connection between 39 seemingly random murders that have confounded law enforcement officials around the country and abroad for the past several months.
"Federal investigators have released evidence, exclusively to C.U.N. News, that was found in the Mississippi home of the lead suspect, Maruthhur Gopalamenon Ramachandran, who was apprehended last month. 'We found what amounts to a hit list,' says Alan Jefferson, senior investigator for the FBI. 'Apparently, these men were all members of a minor Internet forum named Roosh-Five. Mr. Ramachandran simply went right down the member list and crossed them out as he located and murdered them.'
Portion of Ramachandran's hit list. Courtesy of FBI.
"Ramachandran, 20, is suspected of killing as many as 53 men, but has only been charged with 39 of the grisly murders. In some cases, the bodies were found mutilated and posed to maximize their shock value. The remains of Roosh, the forum's founder and namesake, were found in several black garbage bags in the Potomac River. Nicholas 'El Mechanico' Vassiliadis, was found strangled and with a television remote control in his rectum. Samir Singh Gupta Patel, known as 'Tuthmosis' on the forum--who also served as Roosh Five's moderator--was found in the late stages of decomposition, decapitated, dismembered, and with the phrase "Minus 1" carved into his trunk.
Prison authorities report that Ramachandran is receiving hundreds of letters daily in his prison cell from interested white women.
Lead suspect, Ramachandran. Courtesy of Roosh-Five.