OP: Forgot to answer your specific questions because I just love the sound of my own voice.
My location plans are sort of complex. I want to have kids but it's insane in the USA because the family court system means your wife essentially owns you.
Through genealogy, I am entitled to Italian citizenship. If American chicks have an Italian fantasy ( just mention Italy and watch them moisten) imagine how bad it is for Russian chicks from a cold, dark climate!!!
So my plan is to move to EE ( not sure where, that's part of what my next trip is for) find a wife, test her loyalty for a couple years with absolute jackass behavior ( just kidding) then take her to Italy for her reward. It takes FIVE YEARS to get a divorce in Italy, so she can't kick you to the curb as quickly I don't think. (Since the court assumes you're still married even though she left you for Sergei the Russian pimp/doctor/biznessman, they don't assign you child support. )
Then, live happily ever after listening to the kids speak Italian better than I ever will and not growing up in Female Male Land.
Free medical care, a country MADE for bicycle riding, and a beautiful, verdant landscape in which to fade into the sunset.
All the while drinking good cheap wine.
There's an Italian saying I think it's "Dolce Niente", it means doing "sweet NOTHING."
Compare that to America, where instead of a restful nap, we take a "Power Nap." That is so funny.... so sad.
As a friend who grew up in Italy said about Americans, "They miss the whole point in life."
My location plans are sort of complex. I want to have kids but it's insane in the USA because the family court system means your wife essentially owns you.
Through genealogy, I am entitled to Italian citizenship. If American chicks have an Italian fantasy ( just mention Italy and watch them moisten) imagine how bad it is for Russian chicks from a cold, dark climate!!!
So my plan is to move to EE ( not sure where, that's part of what my next trip is for) find a wife, test her loyalty for a couple years with absolute jackass behavior ( just kidding) then take her to Italy for her reward. It takes FIVE YEARS to get a divorce in Italy, so she can't kick you to the curb as quickly I don't think. (Since the court assumes you're still married even though she left you for Sergei the Russian pimp/doctor/biznessman, they don't assign you child support. )
Then, live happily ever after listening to the kids speak Italian better than I ever will and not growing up in Female Male Land.
Free medical care, a country MADE for bicycle riding, and a beautiful, verdant landscape in which to fade into the sunset.
All the while drinking good cheap wine.
There's an Italian saying I think it's "Dolce Niente", it means doing "sweet NOTHING."
Compare that to America, where instead of a restful nap, we take a "Power Nap." That is so funny.... so sad.
As a friend who grew up in Italy said about Americans, "They miss the whole point in life."