Done that...
There was a waitress that was constantly all over my jock in the kitchen, very pretty feminine face but she was a bit overweight so I was always shutting her down.
After work one day I went to the bar upstairs to wind down from a crazy night in the kitchen. Not much for talent that night, txt'd a couple prospects but nothing came of it.
As I'm walking across the complex to my car I run into her on her way to hers. She's flirty as usual, and I'm half-drunk and needing to unload my nuts. I pretty much said we should go back to her place smoke some weed and fuck each other. She's a bit surprised, but says yes to the idea.
So we get back to her place and she pours us some red wine and gives me some tree to pack a bowl. We smoke (she's from Mendocino and it's some home-grown her sister sent her) and I lay on her couch. She offers to massage my back, I remove shirt, turn over, and make myself comfortable, she proceeds.
A few minutes into it I have a wicked boner so I tell her, "alright, enough of this" and lead her into her bedroom, where I strip her of her clothes and she strips me of the rest of mine.
Nice tits. Nice ass. I tell her to blow me and she asks me to put a condom on first (wtf). This starts to kill the boner so I just go to put it in her pussy.
However, I'm already becoming disinterested in what's going on and I feel the boner dying. So I withdraw and tell her it must have been one too many drinks for me. She seemed bummed out, but she never seemed to get that excited about it. She had been trying to fuck me for months, you'd think she'd have been more enthusiastic!
Of course, after that, she was even more affectionate to me in the workplace. I had to tell her to leave the affection outside of the kitchen, she began to txt and invite me out, I always blew it off.
She realised I wasn't really into her after a little while.
I realised I just can't fool my penis.
There was a waitress that was constantly all over my jock in the kitchen, very pretty feminine face but she was a bit overweight so I was always shutting her down.
After work one day I went to the bar upstairs to wind down from a crazy night in the kitchen. Not much for talent that night, txt'd a couple prospects but nothing came of it.
As I'm walking across the complex to my car I run into her on her way to hers. She's flirty as usual, and I'm half-drunk and needing to unload my nuts. I pretty much said we should go back to her place smoke some weed and fuck each other. She's a bit surprised, but says yes to the idea.
So we get back to her place and she pours us some red wine and gives me some tree to pack a bowl. We smoke (she's from Mendocino and it's some home-grown her sister sent her) and I lay on her couch. She offers to massage my back, I remove shirt, turn over, and make myself comfortable, she proceeds.
A few minutes into it I have a wicked boner so I tell her, "alright, enough of this" and lead her into her bedroom, where I strip her of her clothes and she strips me of the rest of mine.
Nice tits. Nice ass. I tell her to blow me and she asks me to put a condom on first (wtf). This starts to kill the boner so I just go to put it in her pussy.
However, I'm already becoming disinterested in what's going on and I feel the boner dying. So I withdraw and tell her it must have been one too many drinks for me. She seemed bummed out, but she never seemed to get that excited about it. She had been trying to fuck me for months, you'd think she'd have been more enthusiastic!
Of course, after that, she was even more affectionate to me in the workplace. I had to tell her to leave the affection outside of the kitchen, she began to txt and invite me out, I always blew it off.
She realised I wasn't really into her after a little while.
I realised I just can't fool my penis.