[MrXY]

I live in Florida, and, at least for the moment, forecasters are predicting that Isaac is going to strike my area, most likely in the Tues-Wed time frame

It occurred to me this morning that I might be able to use this unfortunate fact to get laid. Birthrates are known to spike 9 months after a hurricane, meaning that sexual activity must spike during the hurricane. If you've ever been through a storm it's easy to understand why-once you have your preps done, there's nothing to do but hunker down until the storm passes. Usually, the power goes out during the storm and it may be days or longer until it is restored. So people are bored and have sex. Another factor is stress-people are worried and turn to each other for comfort. I think there is also a survival mechanism involved; I speculate that when a population is threatened with mass death, an instinct kicks in that makes people want to reproduce to replace those members who are killed off.

I have dates tonight and tomorrow with girls I have not banged yet. I think I'm going to play up the hurricane angle a la:

You know this bar might not be here next week

It might be months before things get back to normal

It might be weeks before we can see each other again

Do you have your storm preparations done? The storm could be really bad

I figure if I can ramp up her fear and stress, she will be driven to seek security in the arms of a strong male-me.

I might also send out a mass text to try to recycle some flakes who are feeling vulnerable.

I hope this storm turns out to be nothing, but whether it does or not, I'm going to try to squeeze some pussy out of it.