[Tuthmosis]

This is fucking insane. Leering? Being a man is becoming a crime.

This is the way it would go down at my house.

[Knock at the door]

Tuthmosis: Yes.

Officer 1: Are you Mr. Tuthmosis III, King of the Two Lands, Smiter of the Assyrians, Son of Horus, Gift of Ra...

Tuthmosis: What is this about, officer?

Officer 2: Please answer the question, sir.

Officer 1: We're here to investigate an allegation of "street harrassment."

Tuthmosis: Who made the complaint?

Officer 2: We're not at liberty to tell you that.

Tuthmosis: Well I'm sorry, this Tuthmosis doesn't live here.

Officer 1: If you're not Tuthmosis, why are you wearing a loin cloth and an Pharaonic headdress?

Tuthmosis: This is my people's traditional dress! What's your badge number?! I'm filing a formal discrimination complaint against you.