[el mechanico]

(07-29-2012 12:09 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(07-29-2012 11:42 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

I'm not sure if I'm posting this on the right thread but I steal girls phones all the time.

I hope you're fast, because the white knights are in hot pursuit.

I should start Black Knighting (snatching) iPhones for the fuck of it. I posted all-city times in track in a major U.S. city. I'm probably one of fastest motherfuckers in this forum, and I've slowed down a bit. I don't look it, but I can haul some major ass. And, if only one guy is chasing me, I'm stopping, turning around, and fucking him up RVF-style.

This is the music that will play while I'm boning out:

I'm going to finance my next entire trip with stolen females phones. I take them in my house and ask all the girls I fuck for their old phones before I ditch them.