Hah at leat Prudie's response is sensible: "Your approach, however, seems to be to treat your sex life as if it is subject to regulatory review by the Department of Health and Human Services. Your prim, punctilious, punitive style has me admiring your put-upon husband’s ability to even get it up, given the possibility he’ll be accused of rape—or turn himself in for it!—if one of you fails a breathalyzer test."
"A flower can not remain in bloom for years, but a garden can be cultivated to bloom throughout seasons and years." - xsplat