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Was talking with a Russian girl last night at a house party. I said something along the lines "you don't sound like your from these parts". I can't remember exactly what happened in between (way too much Tequila) but she said to me:

"Of course I'm Russian, I'm actually wearing a dress and looking nice!"

I just burst out laughing. That pretty much killed it for my chances. Bad game on my part, I know.