My friend who gets laid the most is this neurotic as hell body builder dude.
Literally lives the Freud version of neurosis, he has two different versions of the truth in his head, and adheres to both when the circumstances arise.
Claims to have banged well over 80 sluts, his record was smashing five or six unique notches in one night (literally fucking from dusk til dawn), treats girls like complete shit. I believe that he has done this.
However he has serious daddy issues for whatever reason I don't know, and whenever he finds a woman who is a 6 or a 6.5, he does everything but wife her. He writes cutesy Facebook messages several times a day, bloats their self esteem like the Hindenberg, and puts of actually laying the girl for months until she's ready to do it.
Last relationship ended with him being cut off at the hilt (after 2 months of her having to put up with six to ten hours daily of his facebook and skype smothering and expensive dinners) by an average looking girl who was a virgin.
His trademark is that he's jacked to shit, but he does odd body building routines (and has for seven years) and did steroids so he's all fucked up in the head and might have roid gut. I have seen him go from "irritable heroin-withdrawing convict" to "sparkles and unicorns" inside about twenty seconds. Quite possibly the most histrionic man I have ever seen in my life. He courts more attention from most people than the average minor celebrity. One time, when I watched that celebrity reality show where Meatloaf flips the fuck out at Gary Busey (I think), I was like "Jesus, when the hell did Bob the body builder join celebrity cooking shows?".
He brags that he can throw around 450 pounds on the bench press no problem, one-arm chin while holding a baby, do 700 pounds on the deadlift without issue, and 800 pounds squatting, but he only weighs about 240 pounds. I've seen him lift, and it's all triceps extensions and dumb bell workouts strictly for the pump. I don't think he's big enough to do what he says he can do.
However he really is a cool guy when women are absolutely not involved. A regular man's man. I like hanging out with him because he is one of the few actual badasses in school. I've learned a lot about force projection from him, and he did work as a very good bouncer for several months. I'll just never ask his advice about women because he's good looking and doesn't understand that women break it off with him because he has some kind of self esteem issue. The guy needs to figure out how to not let his feelings to smother girls get the best of him all the time.
Literally lives the Freud version of neurosis, he has two different versions of the truth in his head, and adheres to both when the circumstances arise.
Claims to have banged well over 80 sluts, his record was smashing five or six unique notches in one night (literally fucking from dusk til dawn), treats girls like complete shit. I believe that he has done this.
However he has serious daddy issues for whatever reason I don't know, and whenever he finds a woman who is a 6 or a 6.5, he does everything but wife her. He writes cutesy Facebook messages several times a day, bloats their self esteem like the Hindenberg, and puts of actually laying the girl for months until she's ready to do it.
Last relationship ended with him being cut off at the hilt (after 2 months of her having to put up with six to ten hours daily of his facebook and skype smothering and expensive dinners) by an average looking girl who was a virgin.
His trademark is that he's jacked to shit, but he does odd body building routines (and has for seven years) and did steroids so he's all fucked up in the head and might have roid gut. I have seen him go from "irritable heroin-withdrawing convict" to "sparkles and unicorns" inside about twenty seconds. Quite possibly the most histrionic man I have ever seen in my life. He courts more attention from most people than the average minor celebrity. One time, when I watched that celebrity reality show where Meatloaf flips the fuck out at Gary Busey (I think), I was like "Jesus, when the hell did Bob the body builder join celebrity cooking shows?".
He brags that he can throw around 450 pounds on the bench press no problem, one-arm chin while holding a baby, do 700 pounds on the deadlift without issue, and 800 pounds squatting, but he only weighs about 240 pounds. I've seen him lift, and it's all triceps extensions and dumb bell workouts strictly for the pump. I don't think he's big enough to do what he says he can do.
However he really is a cool guy when women are absolutely not involved. A regular man's man. I like hanging out with him because he is one of the few actual badasses in school. I've learned a lot about force projection from him, and he did work as a very good bouncer for several months. I'll just never ask his advice about women because he's good looking and doesn't understand that women break it off with him because he has some kind of self esteem issue. The guy needs to figure out how to not let his feelings to smother girls get the best of him all the time.