You know what? I don't care if the original post was a joke; I'm going to give an honest answer to it. The answer? Twice.
The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.
The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.
There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.
So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?
The first time was when I was eleven and horny as hell, and I knew that, because I was being brought up in a fairly controlling and "respectable" household as opposed to, say, a commune, it was probably going to be a long time before I had any kind of sexual experience with a girl. This other boy and I got into a sexual conversation about girls and sex that escalated into our sucking each other's dicks. Afterwards, I was revolted by what my libido had made me do, and at the humiliation I could experience if anyone found out. The whole thing made me cautious for a long time about letting my sexual desires get out of control.
The second time was when I was a junior at Harvard, in an era when a decent girlfriend was very hard to find there, since the male-female ratio was about two-to-one, and a lot of those females were very undesirable and/or very uninterested. I'd just broken up with a girlfriend who was great in bed but somewhat incompatible with me in other ways, and I was tormented by the thought that I might have made a bad decision. One day I was smoking weed with this gay guy I knew, and in my stoned state of mind I said to myself, "What the hell, why don't the two of us just suck each other's dicks. At least it's sex of some kind, and it'll be a new experience for me [i.e., adult dick]". So he sucked me off first, and swallowed, but when it was time for me to reciprocate I couldn't get through it: after a couple of minutes of sucking his dick I found it so revolting, so not me, that I had to stop and apologize. He was very kind about it.
There was an incident about three years ago where I almost sucked dick, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I got involved one night in a gang-bang with a woman, her boyfriend, and another guy, and when the other guy left it became a male-female-male threesome that lasted until the morning. At one point the woman asked me to suck her boyfriend's dick, and I was tempted but at the same time freaked out. He was good-looking, in great shape, with a good-looking dick, so it wouldn't have been disgusting in that sense. But there were some other things about the situation that were creeping me out, and so I demurred. Looking back, I wonder whether maybe I should have done it. The woman died a few months later in an accident, and I feel a certain irrational regret that I didn't do her the kindness of granting her request in what turned out to be the last few months of her life.
So, is anybody else going to step up to the plate and tell their dick-sucking experiences?