I hate first dates but...I just grab the check to keep the ball rolling. Depending on how she is about it entitled, ungrateful determines how many TV remotes will be shoved in her ass at a later date.
Not to mention that I know how my mini online relationships end up so I just smile and take it in the ass for a while because I know I'll be giving it back 10 fold in the end.
Here's how it plays out Divorco (not that you don't know)
1. I message girl
2. We chat
3. I freeze out
4. I send. Sorry I don't check here much call me @ 727 xxx xxxx
5. I text hot then go cold.
6. Re-start text when she thinks I'm too busy for her then get the date
7. Show up for date half drunk and stoned
8. Make her catch up.
9. Bounce venues
10. Bring to place for sex or if I don't think it's logistically possible start losing interest in her to make her feel insecure
11. Freeze out texts blow off her calls.
12. Re-start text with slight interest
13. Plan a meet with logistics in my favor.
14 Sex
15. If it's good put her into the rotation for a week or so.
16. Blow her off and send bullshit excuse texts until meltdown.
17. Touch up key scratches on my car and front screen of house.
18. Hit it again if I'm bored/drunk/lazy
And that's how it goes.
To the girls/lurkers..I've done this over 100 times and there's nothing you can do about it so see you in hell.
Not to mention that I know how my mini online relationships end up so I just smile and take it in the ass for a while because I know I'll be giving it back 10 fold in the end.
Here's how it plays out Divorco (not that you don't know)
1. I message girl
2. We chat
3. I freeze out
4. I send. Sorry I don't check here much call me @ 727 xxx xxxx
5. I text hot then go cold.
6. Re-start text when she thinks I'm too busy for her then get the date
7. Show up for date half drunk and stoned
8. Make her catch up.
9. Bounce venues
10. Bring to place for sex or if I don't think it's logistically possible start losing interest in her to make her feel insecure
11. Freeze out texts blow off her calls.
12. Re-start text with slight interest
13. Plan a meet with logistics in my favor.
14 Sex
15. If it's good put her into the rotation for a week or so.
16. Blow her off and send bullshit excuse texts until meltdown.
17. Touch up key scratches on my car and front screen of house.
18. Hit it again if I'm bored/drunk/lazy
And that's how it goes.
To the girls/lurkers..I've done this over 100 times and there's nothing you can do about it so see you in hell.