I think you have it figured out. Sarcasm doesn't translate well over text unless the girl knows you pretty well.
Use this as a rule of thumb: If you wouldn't post it on Facebook then don't send it as a text. Because she'll be showing your texts to her girls for analysis.
I use smileys, LOLs, LMAOs and Ha! to make it clear that I'm joking.
Try to avoid the girly XOs and hearts.
Statements that are over the top are clearly jokes and don't need any extra help.
I like to use:
"Awe you're so cute when you're full of shit"
"You can give me head if you want and we'll call it even"
"What are you doing tonight Jerkface?"
"Does your boyfriend know you're in love with me?"
Don't get caught in the endless conversation text trap. Go back and forth a little bit and close with a difinitive date set. If she won't commit to hanging out then cut her loose and give her no more attention. She's an attention whore. Hit her up in 2 months and try again.
Use this as a rule of thumb: If you wouldn't post it on Facebook then don't send it as a text. Because she'll be showing your texts to her girls for analysis.
I use smileys, LOLs, LMAOs and Ha! to make it clear that I'm joking.
Try to avoid the girly XOs and hearts.
Statements that are over the top are clearly jokes and don't need any extra help.
I like to use:
"Awe you're so cute when you're full of shit"
"You can give me head if you want and we'll call it even"
"What are you doing tonight Jerkface?"
"Does your boyfriend know you're in love with me?"
Don't get caught in the endless conversation text trap. Go back and forth a little bit and close with a difinitive date set. If she won't commit to hanging out then cut her loose and give her no more attention. She's an attention whore. Hit her up in 2 months and try again.
Team Nachos