Quote: (05-13-2012 11:58 PM)AlphaTravel Wrote:
Yeah the locals will happily drive cars and bikes drunk, lost track of the amount of times I've been in the back on a bar on on a bike with a drunken thai chick.
Last year in Chiang Mai I was walking home because I spent all of my money out drinkin so didn't have enough for a tuk tuk. I run into this Thai guy who I was betting with at some Muay Thai fights the week before and some Thai girl was with him. She's only a 5 but it's nearly 4AM and she offered to give me a ride home on her motorbike so I go for it.
Half way home she turns to me and says "I mao maak! Can not drive, you must drive!" I tell the bitch I don't know how to drive a motorbike so she has to. Of course I have no helmet on and am in a t-shirt so all I can do is think how super fucked I will be if we get into an accident.
We didn't wreck, and I did get to fuck her a couple of times before I got 12 phone calls in a row and a text message of her threatening to kill me for "cheating" on her. Crazy girls lol.