[scotian]

I got my cock checked last week at the dick clinic and while the nurse was inspecting my junk I enquired about the HPV vaccine and she said that it’s $600 for the three shots unless you’re gay then it’s free. So I guess I could tell them I’m a fag and get it for free but I don’t know how I feel about that, socialized health care and all, when my day before the death panel comes they may use that against me.