Boys just got laid again..left the door ajar so the maid could watch....I trained hammies and glutes today and that's the view she had. She would of been wet. More on that later...
Anyway....Scopamine...scoapmine is a weird drug..it's very hard to articulate its effects, so you really have to be drugged to get a grasp...let me explain...
The cleaner from the hospital that I ran game on and brought tickets to Cartegena for was arriving this day so I was up early... Had a steak and a glass of whisky for breakfast... I spent the morning getting prepared....waxed my chest, trimmed my pubes, tied my cock to a piece of stringonto the door handle and pulled it back and fourth to stretch it, tanned, applied mositerurizer, booked a tattoo session to geta full sleeve done on my righrt arm, ran some game in the mirror with my shirt off....even knocked one out while listening to Foreigner thinking about when I first fingered a vagina as a teenager in the back of my parents cadillac listening to ''I Want to Know What Love is" in the early 90's. I actaully knuckled the fritz becuase I was scared of blowing too fast when she arrived... remember I thought she was a 9. All I can think about is sex.
When I was under observation in hospital after being drugged I thought I was fine... and to be honest I was wondering why the doctors made me stay. But the whole time I was running game on the nurses, female doctors and cleaners etc i thought they were all 9's (because of the scopamine). So the cleaner who I pulled and brought flights to Cartegena for arrived today..here's the thing..
This broad rolls in... and fuck me shes got a Gunt. I couldn't believe it... she had a fucking Gunt. I'll be honest I didn't know what to do... this is what I refer to as 'Players Block'... when a player is actually unsure what move to make in a certain situation.
An experienced Alpha PUA/Forum writer such as myself is able to make snap decisions in any situation under all sorts of pressure and duress but the Gunt on this broad had taken me completely by suprise. I was like a deer in headlights. Il'd gone from a top PUA to a confused little boy in matter of minutes. I didn't know whether to ring a friend or what. ..I was rattled.. one minute I'm the guy who's never fucked anything lower than an 8.7.. next minute there's a broad with a gunt walking around my apartment acting like we are a couple. I wanted to ring Vinny and get advice but I didn't have the cash and hadn't made a booking...and I wasn't sure if he accepted mastercard over the phone or not. I was rattled, I didn't know what to do so i just started skulling whiskey and shooting test.
You have to understand this broad is carrying on like it's Christmas day....never been to the beach, never been on a plane, never been out of Medellin...probably never been in the same room as a man with a jawline like mine. She's straight from the barrio communas of Medellin's poorest areas... she cleans the toilets at the hospital and now she's in my apartment carrying on like it's our wedding day.
Anyway she wants to go to the beach..I'm like fuck no..I can't be seen walking around in public with a girl with a Gunt...if a fellow forum writer sees me... my reputation will be destroyed.. as I thought that I quickly ran and closed the curtains...in case someone had binoculas and could see up into the apartment . I had to think on my feet so I rang up my wingman Randall...
I said "fucking hell Randall, I got an emergency over here cunt.. You're not gona believe this....There's a chick a with a Gunt loose in my apartment..can you help a brother out?"
Being the good friend he is he was straight over ready to help out....socks and sandals, kahki shorts and an hawaiin top again..
I said "fuck me drunk Randall change your shirt cunt."
I kindly then lent him one of my bodybuilder shirts that says 'sorry i lift more than you'..... no way anyone was going to fuck with him now. And I knew the lady would be safe without me.
I told the broad I was a allergic to sand and salt water and to go to the beach with Randall... and not to worry he will protect you he trains MMA. So off they went ..Randall this broad and her Gunt.
Anyway I spent the afternoon on tinder...I slid right 83 times and got 18 matches. Randall, the cleaner and her Gunt didn't end up getting back till later that night..I was actauly a bit worried.. But it gave me time to practise game and knock one out...all I can think about is sex. Had the place to myself so I got the tool kit out...lube, splash mat and DVD all ready to go but the power went out. So I had to have a mind wank. Lucky I have such an extensive wank bank due to the magic memories.
Had a steak for dinner and a whisky with three ice cubes in it.
That night when i was sleeping with this broad I pretended to fall to sleep early so I didn't have to touch her Gunt. Here's the thing though... You know when you wake up in the middle of the night and you are super fkn horny and hard... well I woke up so fkn horny..I mean I was so horny I would of sniffed my mum's knickers if they were there. All I can think about is sex.
So here I am hard and horny and I have this bird next to me with a Gunt...What do I do?? I'm thinking it's either her or the pillow... Fuck it I'll make love to the pillow..so i start fucking this pillow thinking about magic meories and talking dirty to it. I've got this pillow in reverse cowboy but it's too hard hard and I'm not getting the right friction... I usually fuck softer pillows where I can make a little crevice in the middle. I'm really not used to fucking hard pillows...I'll be honest it wasn't going well.....but I was still as horny and thirsty as a gringo in Babylon. So i thought fuck it I might as well have a crack at this bird... All I can think about is sex.
I got her in spoon position and carefully lifted up her Gunt without waking her so I could find her vag. I eventually found her vag and slid inside her... with one hand holding her Gunt up. I closed my eyes and thought about magic memories. She woke up moaning in ecstasy and said "I love your penis."
I replied "me too."
After I blew I started making her a peanut butter sandwhich to give her and then kick her out but it was 3.30am... So I ended up letting her sleep on the couch for the rest of the night.
Next day
Woke up gave the the bird taxi money and said "on your bike cunt"... what a relief. Now I could get on with self improvement finally. Had a steak for breakfast, put some tomato sauce on it. Waxed, moisturised, tanned, ran black hair dye through my pubes...while I waited for it to dry I knocked one out over the weather girl on tv... made sure I used my cum rug so nothing got on the expensive faggy furniture.
Had a steak and a whiskey for lunch.
I'm all out of Maple Syrup so I put in an order. Not sure when the shipment will arrive..I'm worried this will affect my notch count...When I plot the data at the end of the week I feel like there could be a sharp dip in the line graph but with my experience I should be able to adapt.
Got ready for my first gym session in a while. Applied oil to my body, and put plenty of product in the hair, put my tight lycra pants on, World Gym singlet and bum bag.
Hit up Bodytech in Plaza Bocagrande. Good spot.
There was this hotty there....about a 9.23 (my standard) so I thought I'm gona run some gym game on her... quickly did some bicep curls to get some blood in the arms and went over and gave her some advice on how she was lifting...even spotted her... I made sure I screamed out loud as I was spotting her "great form hermosa, yes yes one more hermosa, muscle mind connection baby yes, squeeze, get that pump squeeze, bring it up yes, lovely form mi vida."
Then I told her how I got such a good body and how I use gear... I could tell she was wet by the look in her eyes... she wanted me to service her... you just have to be direct.
But then her boyfrend appears. Some natty Australain dude.... he was at least 6'3 lean as fuck like a grey hound..apparently he is some Australian Rules footballer. His mrs was saying something about it earlier..but I wasn't listening I was too focused on her tits .....All i can think about is sex. I felt a bit small around him so i quickly ran to the toilets and injected synthol to bring my lagging parts up.
When i came back he says "You look pretty shit for someone who injects drugs."
I said "your mrs doesn't seem to think so cunt....she's mirin my traps"
He replied "My mrs thinks you're a fucking twat....dickhead."
I said "I couldn't give a fuck if you're some Rugby League, Australian Rules hero whatever you call that sport, I'm a PUA hero that travels the world to get my penis wet and advertise it online...I'm important."
He was sniggering like a smart arse and then he said "How did you get so fat?"
I said.. "Because each time I fuck your mum she gives me a biscuit."
(I am holding a fair bit of water from the androgens)
He said "fuck off loser."
As i walked off I did a quick double bicep pose and said "hey pal how do you like these guns? Rome wasn't built in a day cunt."
He was laughing but I could tell deep down he was jelly.
Spent the rest of the afternoon running Facebook game and doing jaw exercises. Had a steak and a cigar for dinner.
That night Randall invited me over to watch NBA. I said "sorry cunt I can't... all I can think about is sex."
Next day
Got up early. Had a steak for breakfast.
As I was coming out there was a massive screaming crowd of girls ... I asked the security guard what was going on and he said Maluma is there...( Maluma is a famous Colombian singer)..... My mind immediately sprung into action..I got to go meet this cunt and get it on Instagram...
The line was huge but I had my world gym singlet on and my lats were stilll full of blood from the 250 pound seated rows I had just completed.. So I used my size to push into the line which was predominantly full of 10-15 years old girls... but I was so focused on getting this on Instagram I brushed them aside and got right near the front.
Maluma was signing autographs for people in the line like an assembly line. Finally it was my chance to meet the great man.
Maluma said "Autograph?"
I said "sure pal where would you like me to sign?"
Then he looked at me funny and said "what?"
I said "sorry I didn't tell you who I am. My name is ******* I'm important... I travel to poor countries to fuck sluts and then run to the internet to tell the world."
He's like "ok, how do you like Colombia have you been to the coffee region or any of the Islands?
I'm like "Maluma cunt you're not listening pal... I´m here just to get my penis wet and make sure I let the world know."
He looked at me funny. I said "I'm serious cunt...my game is solid here pal... I have a very healthy notch count and 4 flags. Would you be interested in seeing the data?"
He looked confused. He was an amateur, you could tell he surrounds himself with losers that aren't into bettering themselves and keeping abreast of currrent PUA vocabulary.
Anyway I got a photo with him. Then I pulled a two cans of beer out of my bag and said "Quick brother let's take another photo with a beer in our hands so I can put a photo on Instagram saying just catching up for a drink with Maluma.# chilling with Maluma."
He's like "no... one is enough look at the size of the line."
Then I said "come on pal lets just take our tops off and get another one..so I can get on Instagram. The girls will look at the photo for you and see my body. It will help me get my penis wet."
Then his security guard told me to go... I said to the security guard "do you even lift?"
Then he pulls a hand gun out the back of his pants.. I´m like " sorry sir and quickly passed my dolphin trainer card to Maluma and said "Call me chief and I´ll teach you some game . Absolute pleasure meeting you cunt."
Haven't heard back from him yet.
Current Reflections
So I was starting to think about when to head back to Medellin or go to Cali. I really want to go to Medellin so I can hang round Vinny.. I've just got to save up some more money to give to him... So I've started a business to raise funds.
I'm partners with a Venezuelan entrepreneaur who has just arrived in Cartegena from Caracas. He believes the chiclet business is about to boom in Colombia.We are selling chiclets just inside the walled area down from Cafe Del Mar. We have all sorts of flavours and cigarettes and lighters too. If you need anything come hit me up. When he sleeps I work, when I'm running game or servicing the ladies he does it. He sleeps in the street, when the business takes off he's going to buy a luxury apartment.
Anyway once I get enough coin I'm going to give it all to Vinny so i can watch him talk to girls. I'm hoping I can get one of his promtions where I can get a free 40 minute lesson with him walking around centro commercials and the streets learning how to say hello to poor third world girls. But I'm trying to save enough just to be in his presence...if I can get some half price minutes well that would be a major bonus. If anyone get a heads up about when his promo days are please PM me.
Also want to have a sleep over at the Prince of Love's penthouse. If you have a sleep over there you get to hang around in his social circle and attend his amazing parties packed with broads... I was thinking about what type of game to run at his penthouse... I'll probably just walk up and down the queue of ladies at his bedroom door and run game on them while they are waiting for their turn.
Either way I'm excited to go back to Medellin. But I do love Cartegena, so safe. You can walk around at night at anytime and you will be fine. Well I am... but I lift. In Medellin, Bogota (more so) if you walk around at night alone between 10pm and 5am well it's a matter of time before you get robbed...even me... and I lift.
Bogota you have pasejo millionario where the cabs kidnap you and make you empty your bank accounts, scopamine, thieves in the streets with knives and guns and the odd car bomb.
Medellin just scopamine and thieves with knives and guns. Normal girls too, not after money, just looking for a man with tight game and a good jaw.
Cartegena.. nothing. So safe. Haven't had to bash any thieves yet...there isn't any. And Cartegena is beautiful and has a beach... but the beach isn't that great.. I haven't run any beach game here yet. But I will in a few days. I need to buy some new dick bathers first... smaller and tighter ones... I feel my current pair of dick bathers let me down in Medellin.
For a newbie I would suggest Cartegena. Someone like me... maybe Medellin..but I lift and have a good body and stunning jawline.
So back to where I was originally, servicing another lady. She just asked me what my favourite part of sex was..
She said " What do you like best about sex.... foreplay, eating clunge, getting head, fucking or blowing your load?"
I said "the best thing about sex is running to the internet and letting the world know about it and about my notch count."
She wasn't very happy but it was just business as usual for an alpha male like me..breaking another 9 's heart....run of the mill stuff. Bread and butter.
Got to go fellas, smoking a cigar and eating a steak now, did I tell you that all I can think about is sex.
Life's great.
Anyway....Scopamine...scoapmine is a weird drug..it's very hard to articulate its effects, so you really have to be drugged to get a grasp...let me explain...
The cleaner from the hospital that I ran game on and brought tickets to Cartegena for was arriving this day so I was up early... Had a steak and a glass of whisky for breakfast... I spent the morning getting prepared....waxed my chest, trimmed my pubes, tied my cock to a piece of stringonto the door handle and pulled it back and fourth to stretch it, tanned, applied mositerurizer, booked a tattoo session to geta full sleeve done on my righrt arm, ran some game in the mirror with my shirt off....even knocked one out while listening to Foreigner thinking about when I first fingered a vagina as a teenager in the back of my parents cadillac listening to ''I Want to Know What Love is" in the early 90's. I actaully knuckled the fritz becuase I was scared of blowing too fast when she arrived... remember I thought she was a 9. All I can think about is sex.
When I was under observation in hospital after being drugged I thought I was fine... and to be honest I was wondering why the doctors made me stay. But the whole time I was running game on the nurses, female doctors and cleaners etc i thought they were all 9's (because of the scopamine). So the cleaner who I pulled and brought flights to Cartegena for arrived today..here's the thing..
This broad rolls in... and fuck me shes got a Gunt. I couldn't believe it... she had a fucking Gunt. I'll be honest I didn't know what to do... this is what I refer to as 'Players Block'... when a player is actually unsure what move to make in a certain situation.
An experienced Alpha PUA/Forum writer such as myself is able to make snap decisions in any situation under all sorts of pressure and duress but the Gunt on this broad had taken me completely by suprise. I was like a deer in headlights. Il'd gone from a top PUA to a confused little boy in matter of minutes. I didn't know whether to ring a friend or what. ..I was rattled.. one minute I'm the guy who's never fucked anything lower than an 8.7.. next minute there's a broad with a gunt walking around my apartment acting like we are a couple. I wanted to ring Vinny and get advice but I didn't have the cash and hadn't made a booking...and I wasn't sure if he accepted mastercard over the phone or not. I was rattled, I didn't know what to do so i just started skulling whiskey and shooting test.
You have to understand this broad is carrying on like it's Christmas day....never been to the beach, never been on a plane, never been out of Medellin...probably never been in the same room as a man with a jawline like mine. She's straight from the barrio communas of Medellin's poorest areas... she cleans the toilets at the hospital and now she's in my apartment carrying on like it's our wedding day.
Anyway she wants to go to the beach..I'm like fuck no..I can't be seen walking around in public with a girl with a Gunt...if a fellow forum writer sees me... my reputation will be destroyed.. as I thought that I quickly ran and closed the curtains...in case someone had binoculas and could see up into the apartment . I had to think on my feet so I rang up my wingman Randall...
I said "fucking hell Randall, I got an emergency over here cunt.. You're not gona believe this....There's a chick a with a Gunt loose in my apartment..can you help a brother out?"
Being the good friend he is he was straight over ready to help out....socks and sandals, kahki shorts and an hawaiin top again..
I said "fuck me drunk Randall change your shirt cunt."
I kindly then lent him one of my bodybuilder shirts that says 'sorry i lift more than you'..... no way anyone was going to fuck with him now. And I knew the lady would be safe without me.
I told the broad I was a allergic to sand and salt water and to go to the beach with Randall... and not to worry he will protect you he trains MMA. So off they went ..Randall this broad and her Gunt.
Anyway I spent the afternoon on tinder...I slid right 83 times and got 18 matches. Randall, the cleaner and her Gunt didn't end up getting back till later that night..I was actauly a bit worried.. But it gave me time to practise game and knock one out...all I can think about is sex. Had the place to myself so I got the tool kit out...lube, splash mat and DVD all ready to go but the power went out. So I had to have a mind wank. Lucky I have such an extensive wank bank due to the magic memories.
Had a steak for dinner and a whisky with three ice cubes in it.
That night when i was sleeping with this broad I pretended to fall to sleep early so I didn't have to touch her Gunt. Here's the thing though... You know when you wake up in the middle of the night and you are super fkn horny and hard... well I woke up so fkn horny..I mean I was so horny I would of sniffed my mum's knickers if they were there. All I can think about is sex.
So here I am hard and horny and I have this bird next to me with a Gunt...What do I do?? I'm thinking it's either her or the pillow... Fuck it I'll make love to the pillow..so i start fucking this pillow thinking about magic meories and talking dirty to it. I've got this pillow in reverse cowboy but it's too hard hard and I'm not getting the right friction... I usually fuck softer pillows where I can make a little crevice in the middle. I'm really not used to fucking hard pillows...I'll be honest it wasn't going well.....but I was still as horny and thirsty as a gringo in Babylon. So i thought fuck it I might as well have a crack at this bird... All I can think about is sex.
I got her in spoon position and carefully lifted up her Gunt without waking her so I could find her vag. I eventually found her vag and slid inside her... with one hand holding her Gunt up. I closed my eyes and thought about magic memories. She woke up moaning in ecstasy and said "I love your penis."
I replied "me too."
After I blew I started making her a peanut butter sandwhich to give her and then kick her out but it was 3.30am... So I ended up letting her sleep on the couch for the rest of the night.
Next day
Woke up gave the the bird taxi money and said "on your bike cunt"... what a relief. Now I could get on with self improvement finally. Had a steak for breakfast, put some tomato sauce on it. Waxed, moisturised, tanned, ran black hair dye through my pubes...while I waited for it to dry I knocked one out over the weather girl on tv... made sure I used my cum rug so nothing got on the expensive faggy furniture.
Had a steak and a whiskey for lunch.
I'm all out of Maple Syrup so I put in an order. Not sure when the shipment will arrive..I'm worried this will affect my notch count...When I plot the data at the end of the week I feel like there could be a sharp dip in the line graph but with my experience I should be able to adapt.
Got ready for my first gym session in a while. Applied oil to my body, and put plenty of product in the hair, put my tight lycra pants on, World Gym singlet and bum bag.
Hit up Bodytech in Plaza Bocagrande. Good spot.
There was this hotty there....about a 9.23 (my standard) so I thought I'm gona run some gym game on her... quickly did some bicep curls to get some blood in the arms and went over and gave her some advice on how she was lifting...even spotted her... I made sure I screamed out loud as I was spotting her "great form hermosa, yes yes one more hermosa, muscle mind connection baby yes, squeeze, get that pump squeeze, bring it up yes, lovely form mi vida."
Then I told her how I got such a good body and how I use gear... I could tell she was wet by the look in her eyes... she wanted me to service her... you just have to be direct.
But then her boyfrend appears. Some natty Australain dude.... he was at least 6'3 lean as fuck like a grey hound..apparently he is some Australian Rules footballer. His mrs was saying something about it earlier..but I wasn't listening I was too focused on her tits .....All i can think about is sex. I felt a bit small around him so i quickly ran to the toilets and injected synthol to bring my lagging parts up.
When i came back he says "You look pretty shit for someone who injects drugs."
I said "your mrs doesn't seem to think so cunt....she's mirin my traps"
He replied "My mrs thinks you're a fucking twat....dickhead."
I said "I couldn't give a fuck if you're some Rugby League, Australian Rules hero whatever you call that sport, I'm a PUA hero that travels the world to get my penis wet and advertise it online...I'm important."
He was sniggering like a smart arse and then he said "How did you get so fat?"
I said.. "Because each time I fuck your mum she gives me a biscuit."
(I am holding a fair bit of water from the androgens)
He said "fuck off loser."
As i walked off I did a quick double bicep pose and said "hey pal how do you like these guns? Rome wasn't built in a day cunt."
He was laughing but I could tell deep down he was jelly.
Spent the rest of the afternoon running Facebook game and doing jaw exercises. Had a steak and a cigar for dinner.
That night Randall invited me over to watch NBA. I said "sorry cunt I can't... all I can think about is sex."
Next day
Got up early. Had a steak for breakfast.
As I was coming out there was a massive screaming crowd of girls ... I asked the security guard what was going on and he said Maluma is there...( Maluma is a famous Colombian singer)..... My mind immediately sprung into action..I got to go meet this cunt and get it on Instagram...
The line was huge but I had my world gym singlet on and my lats were stilll full of blood from the 250 pound seated rows I had just completed.. So I used my size to push into the line which was predominantly full of 10-15 years old girls... but I was so focused on getting this on Instagram I brushed them aside and got right near the front.
Maluma was signing autographs for people in the line like an assembly line. Finally it was my chance to meet the great man.
Maluma said "Autograph?"
I said "sure pal where would you like me to sign?"
Then he looked at me funny and said "what?"
I said "sorry I didn't tell you who I am. My name is ******* I'm important... I travel to poor countries to fuck sluts and then run to the internet to tell the world."
He's like "ok, how do you like Colombia have you been to the coffee region or any of the Islands?
I'm like "Maluma cunt you're not listening pal... I´m here just to get my penis wet and make sure I let the world know."
He looked at me funny. I said "I'm serious cunt...my game is solid here pal... I have a very healthy notch count and 4 flags. Would you be interested in seeing the data?"
He looked confused. He was an amateur, you could tell he surrounds himself with losers that aren't into bettering themselves and keeping abreast of currrent PUA vocabulary.
Anyway I got a photo with him. Then I pulled a two cans of beer out of my bag and said "Quick brother let's take another photo with a beer in our hands so I can put a photo on Instagram saying just catching up for a drink with Maluma.# chilling with Maluma."
He's like "no... one is enough look at the size of the line."
Then I said "come on pal lets just take our tops off and get another one..so I can get on Instagram. The girls will look at the photo for you and see my body. It will help me get my penis wet."
Then his security guard told me to go... I said to the security guard "do you even lift?"
Then he pulls a hand gun out the back of his pants.. I´m like " sorry sir and quickly passed my dolphin trainer card to Maluma and said "Call me chief and I´ll teach you some game . Absolute pleasure meeting you cunt."
Haven't heard back from him yet.
Current Reflections
So I was starting to think about when to head back to Medellin or go to Cali. I really want to go to Medellin so I can hang round Vinny.. I've just got to save up some more money to give to him... So I've started a business to raise funds.
I'm partners with a Venezuelan entrepreneaur who has just arrived in Cartegena from Caracas. He believes the chiclet business is about to boom in Colombia.We are selling chiclets just inside the walled area down from Cafe Del Mar. We have all sorts of flavours and cigarettes and lighters too. If you need anything come hit me up. When he sleeps I work, when I'm running game or servicing the ladies he does it. He sleeps in the street, when the business takes off he's going to buy a luxury apartment.
Anyway once I get enough coin I'm going to give it all to Vinny so i can watch him talk to girls. I'm hoping I can get one of his promtions where I can get a free 40 minute lesson with him walking around centro commercials and the streets learning how to say hello to poor third world girls. But I'm trying to save enough just to be in his presence...if I can get some half price minutes well that would be a major bonus. If anyone get a heads up about when his promo days are please PM me.
Also want to have a sleep over at the Prince of Love's penthouse. If you have a sleep over there you get to hang around in his social circle and attend his amazing parties packed with broads... I was thinking about what type of game to run at his penthouse... I'll probably just walk up and down the queue of ladies at his bedroom door and run game on them while they are waiting for their turn.
Either way I'm excited to go back to Medellin. But I do love Cartegena, so safe. You can walk around at night at anytime and you will be fine. Well I am... but I lift. In Medellin, Bogota (more so) if you walk around at night alone between 10pm and 5am well it's a matter of time before you get robbed...even me... and I lift.
Bogota you have pasejo millionario where the cabs kidnap you and make you empty your bank accounts, scopamine, thieves in the streets with knives and guns and the odd car bomb.
Medellin just scopamine and thieves with knives and guns. Normal girls too, not after money, just looking for a man with tight game and a good jaw.
Cartegena.. nothing. So safe. Haven't had to bash any thieves yet...there isn't any. And Cartegena is beautiful and has a beach... but the beach isn't that great.. I haven't run any beach game here yet. But I will in a few days. I need to buy some new dick bathers first... smaller and tighter ones... I feel my current pair of dick bathers let me down in Medellin.
For a newbie I would suggest Cartegena. Someone like me... maybe Medellin..but I lift and have a good body and stunning jawline.
So back to where I was originally, servicing another lady. She just asked me what my favourite part of sex was..
She said " What do you like best about sex.... foreplay, eating clunge, getting head, fucking or blowing your load?"
I said "the best thing about sex is running to the internet and letting the world know about it and about my notch count."
She wasn't very happy but it was just business as usual for an alpha male like me..breaking another 9 's heart....run of the mill stuff. Bread and butter.
Got to go fellas, smoking a cigar and eating a steak now, did I tell you that all I can think about is sex.
Life's great.