There's absolutely nothing gay about taking care of your skin. You get one fucking face, protect and take care of it. Michael Jordan (who none of us would accuse of being a beta male or a gay male), gets pedicure/manicures as well as facials. How do I know? I used to swoop a girl who did it for him in Chicago.
-Art of Shaving are the BEST shaving products. They have a store in Miami where they'll shave your face with a straight blade too. Every man needs to experience a straight razor shave at least once in his life.
-I smoke a pack a day, have drank countless gallons of vodka in my lifetime, have gone out on the town and not slept for 2-3 days at a time and STILL get opened occasionally re: my good skin. It's evolution: girls want the best genes to mate with, so by taking care of your mug you're making it easier to open and swoop fly chicks.
-Art of Shaving are the BEST shaving products. They have a store in Miami where they'll shave your face with a straight blade too. Every man needs to experience a straight razor shave at least once in his life.
-I smoke a pack a day, have drank countless gallons of vodka in my lifetime, have gone out on the town and not slept for 2-3 days at a time and STILL get opened occasionally re: my good skin. It's evolution: girls want the best genes to mate with, so by taking care of your mug you're making it easier to open and swoop fly chicks.