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Lost my mind in Medellin
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Lost my mind in Medellin

Yeah that’s real i lost my mind in Medellin

How to burn a lot of money in 26 days

After one years of hard work in Paris illustrate by sadness cold people and boredom,I decided to go to the coolest city in the world to spend 1 month, but this time I decided to go beyond limits, to not counting the money, to mess up completely and to let myself drown in the debauchery and in the rum medellin 12 years old.

Big mistake or best decision of my life ?

I arrived in Medellin after a brief stop in Cali, the atmosphere on the plane was festive Colombian people drinking some whiskey, telling jokes and laughter and good mood rythme the 10-hours journey that separates Europe from South America.

I was in touch via Whatsapp with this beautiful Colombian hoes with whom I had the best sex of my life 1 years before,
I wanted to keep her in rotation she was my backup plan because,the abundance and the craziness did that I wanted to upgrade to better hoes but she was waiting for me at the airport.

She came to pick me up with her personal taxi for people who know colombia you know what kind of girl you are dealing with, i met her one year ago in a stripclub, yeah she was a stripper, she never asked me for any money apart for the taxi or to invite her to eat and yes I pay for it because it she’s rudely fine and she’s offers the best sex that man can dream, real slut in any part of the term
Being paranoid by nature, I never really trusted her even on her birthday night when she invited me to her house to drinking some Aguardiente and I meet all her family and her hot young sister.

I stayed constantly on my guard and I did not sleep the nights where she slept with me
I think this attitude was a bit excessive because if she would have wanted to drug me or do something wrong the opportunity would be naturally presented to a moment or another so everything was fine but we never know it’s Colombia after all and all the uber driver was telling me some freaky tales about what’s happened to some insouciant gringo.

This bad bitch stayed with me 3 fucking straight nights, i was staying in hotel in Parque Lleras with a fuckin jacuzzi in my room and everbody know that it’s impossible to sleep with all the loud music outside,
I was exhausted first because this beast of sex had all the attributes of a nymphomaniac and I did not rest from my trip and secondly because this salsa music that resonated in the room every time.

So i decided to change location, by looking at the hotel on Expedia i realized that the price was very interesting I was able to book a suite for the price of a hooker’s hotel in Paris. but it was a mistake because I was in mindset of total impulsiveness and I let myself lost this control of my expense like a vulgar minimum wage guy (that after all i’m not),i was eating day and night in the room service, this costs me more than the price of the entire stay of course, my challenge to burning money included order of some champagne and European whiskey ,totally stupid I know because, when I met some cool dude from Europe or USA who traveling on budget i was looking like a fool, but when one of my last night in Medellin i booked a fucking pimp penthouse and invited all this dude I was happy to see the stars in the eyes of this people and how they felt privileged to spend an evening in a beautiful apartment after sharing a room with 12 peoples for two weeks in a hostel.

So i was in fine hotel with pool, this bitch that i fucked for the 3 first nights spamming my WhatsApp, asked to meet, but i ignored all her messages and while I was chilling at the pool I was thinking about a hot Colombian to my taste that I could bring to the hotel tonight,
So i started to drinking some liquor and to motivate myself to be in the right mood to rolling totally solo tonight, i drink 3 glass of this fine Old Parr Whisky and i ordered my uber, surprisingly the driver was a woman, a young women, i started to game her, she was a solid 6,5 but I will not do the sophisticated guy and i was telling her some jokes in spanish, she was laughing, the interaction was on the tone of good humor, it's one of the rare times ( in Colombia) I meet a girl who looks normal, a student and works at the same time, it changes with all the golddiggers and other whore you meet in a club or in bars, so I get her number before she drops me off front of a famous strip club ...

This stripclub for me is like a dream, you just have to order a bottle of fine rum and you will be guaranteed to have a nice time with a lot of bombshell turning around and drinking with you all the night, of course this lifestyle cost money and when i invited some Colombian friends or a random dude like an uber or taxi driver to hangout with me it’s look like they partying with the low cost Dan Bilzerian because for Colombian standard this shit is fucking expensive but for an average dude from USA or Europe spending like 200.000 pesos in high end club is a joke Disfrutas !!! So for the people traveling in Colombia on budget is better to avoid this kind of place and focus on day game you will have a better ROI.

For the anecdote one night I was eating a pizza in Parque Lleras in a place known by all the night owl and I meet two fucking french asshole completely lost and afraid to talk with the women i told myself why not taking this 2 faggot in stripclub they will be happy to see all this hot women turning around, so we take a uber and one of the french motherfucker ask me to advance him 10,000 pesos for the entrance and that once inside he would pay a bottle of rum
Once inside these two cunts was dazzled by so much human flesh, by this particular heat that emerges in this place, by this erotic wave which was etched from either side of the piece
Once the bottle arrived the two shabby make mine to go smoke while I discuss with a 9.5, a tall brunette with huge tits and a damn ass of courses she was carrying a big exhuberant tattoo she’s a Colombian stripper afterall.

After 30 minutes I go out to see where are these 2 french whores.
And the bouncer told me that they took a taxi,
Why these two son of a bitch fled the scene ? Are you believe this the only bad experience i had in 26 days was with 2 feminized french motherfucker ?
it did not surprise me, French mentality, completely hypocritical and false, yeah that’s creepy as hell.
So I pay the bill alone (110.000 pesos)and I spend one of the best night of my life When I think back to that night in a club where I meet broke Panamanians and Venezuelans who paid me some beers all night because that we were cool we was very far from the social mediocrity which dominates the French mentalities.

from that moment on I decided to avoid all the French people for the rest of my trip and it only made it better

So the next day i wake up and i go to Bodytech to have some workout I didn’t remember which member had to post that this place was infesting with hot girls and that’s motherfucking real, the advantage of such a place is that given the prohibitive prices practicing the only girls who can afford to pay a subscription are girls from the upper colombian class, if you really want to meet a girl from a good family, who surely has more money than you, a bit posh, but a bit more accessible than the standards usa / europe it’s the place to be specially the bodytech Vizcaya close to Parque Lleras
but I have a psychological problem I like the beauty of the barrio they are way much cooler but sometimes a bit more dangerous ?

So i check my WhatsApp and the uber girls of yesterday setting up a date for tonight, the plan is she coming to pick me up at my hotel with her car and to go to dinner i was ok for that,
she arrived in advance of 30 minutes, I asked her to wait in the car while I looked after my appearance, so I join her and the slight disappointment, even with makeup and beautiful clothes I could not rate her more than 6.5 I think I drank too much the night when i took her number, but chill she’s pretty cool we talk well and as with all Colombian beautiful or ugly a good vibe is felt.
these women have something special a positive state of mind that makes (whatever the physical of the person )you feel good and you know that you will spend a pleasant evening.

We are heading to a restaurant in Provenza and I didn’t want to kill the vibe about la cuenta i’m not cheap motherfucker so I invite her, so knowing that I would try no escalation, this feeling was reinforced by the number of hot women i saw this night in this restaurant and i was definitely resigned to try something with her.
She was taking a picture of the food and she made some snapchat because she’s a student and for her it’s exceptional to going out in this kind of place, I was just happy to have pleased another human being, she felt that I was not interested in her but we liked to having a good time together and she showing me the pictures of her friends in her phone and Damn ! They are very hot !
We drank a few drinks and she dropped me off at my hotel NEXT !! It was a chill night with a friend.

The next day i decided to going to make some day game in Centro Comercial Santa Fe

I walk in the mall when suddenly a commercial for a razor brand begins to talk to me, thanks god this girl was very cute so I decided with a rough Spanish to game her and later i asked her about her phone number she told me that if i buy a razor she will give me her phone number (the paisas are very good in buisness by nature) what i did immediately she wrote down her phone number on the bill and I sent her a text via whatsapp
I meet her the next day for a dinner and she was damn hot with the best ass of the city (and yes the competition is ferocious).

We are going to eat while talking I realize that this girl have only 24 years old while I'm 31 but I pretend to be 28 years old,
So we bounced off to a bar with salsa music and take a half bottle of rum (yes rum medellin but 8 years this time) and it is better to be in good physical condition
a festival of steps, a furious rhythm, the rum that warms the spirits and manners,it was a memorable evening, we drank (a lot) we dance (a lot) we kissed (a lot) as a couple in love for years this girl was just extraordinary so we decided to going back to my hotel and the reception decided to play the festive trouble
this bastard in reception did not want to know anything and he charged me 200,000 pesos of fees guest as if I had brought a prostitute

I really wanted to demolish this beautiful ass so I sign the paper and we go up to my room
so I ask her to take a shower what she did immediately I take my shower in my turn and by settling on the bed she removes her towel and we kissed tenderly

things are spoiled at the moment I spread her thighs and !!!!!!!! a smell of salmon escape from her vagina, being extremely sensitive to this kind of details I asked him dryly to take another shower by insisting on the intimate part she was upset but she complied

Despite he fact that she emptied the shower gel in her vagina this did not change anything
the same smell of rotten fish

So I decide to end this charade so I call an uber and I pretended to be extremely drunk

she was upset as hell and i was horny as hell,two extremely powerful antagonistic feelings

knowing how to control my emotions I join my bed with an erection to pierce the bed and she take the uber

The next day i was horny like a take the entire tablet of fuckin viagra, so i was on mission to get some pussy really quick, I remember that I took the number of this stripper this night, and I find her in my whatsapp

I send her a message followed by a photo of the hotel pool to increase my social proof
she responds immediately that she would like to come but that I should send her an uber or pay for her taxi
I ask her the address location without flinching after verification the ride uber cost me the equivalent of 6 euros (big joke !)
it it was 2 o'clock in the afternoon it was 28 degrees (82 fahreneit) and a great bomb goes down to the taxi to spend the afternoon with me at the hotel pool the philosopher did not lie when they claimed that supreme pleasure is found in women

so we spend the afternoon at the pool to drink some coronas and club colombia beers

Few time after we reach my room and after taking a shower I see that her vagina gives off a smell this time very pleasant and I feel like a prince

I fuck her very hard, it turns out she adored the rough sex but deep inside me I do not really like to pull the hair of these sluts under my dominant male trait I like French romanticism (but it's a secret does not tell anyone)
After swallowing my dick for hours I cordially ask her to leave
so I order a uber while she's taking a shower I was drinking some Old Parr whiskey while listening to this wonderful sad salsa song about a lost love.

She left the place and I felt a little lonely for the next few hours

After feeling intense feelings there is often a drop in tension that gives us a moment of lucidity and introspection of our position in this gigantic world

My conclusion is always the same we are animals that react to impulses
I stop asking me metaphysical questions because there is nothing productive in this kind of reflection
to justify a behavior an impulse or a posture is not something mentally healthy
we must live the moment as it is
because we act for the needs of our own survival

Tonight I dont know exactly where I'm going to spend my night but I was animated by the hope of meeting new people, these feelings is like a drug, so I ask the uber driver where i could find some nice people, this nice guy is nice drops me off on Avenida 33, it's a long avenue with lots of bars and clubs, I walk alone on the avenue and I avoid people who look boring I think with the experience I can read the person if she is sincere or hypocritical,I see in front of me a guy with 3 girls, I ask him where is the best club in the area he answers me that it is the birthday of one of his friends (girl) and that I can follow them because they go to this discotheque, the interaction was cordial and the girls seems to be happy to share the evening with a newcomer even more a gringo ,and arriving in the club, a torrent of women was present for the birthday, 50 percent of them were absolutely bangable and there were 4 or 5 that really stood out (8/8,5) I spent an incredible night dancing and drinking the aguardiente with all this new people.

it was around 3 am when the team I met on the street decided to go to another club
we arrive at an afterparty called Palmahia, the atmosphere was crazy and everybody was already drunk, I put myself in chase pussy mode, I picked up two women (6,5/7) and I abandoned the others and we take the taxi to my hotel.
One of the two girls had no underwear and she wore a short dress and tighten so I saw the molding of her vagina through her dress and it put me in a state of high excitement.

Once arrived at the hotel the problems begin,
They asked for the cedula and want to force them to sign a paper to charge me a fees

These young ladies annoyed and extremely upset leave the hotel and I go up to my room thinking that I seriously missed my logistics plans.

It did not hurt me on one side because I was tired as hell because of abuse of aguardiente and it was 8 o'clock in the morning,

I feel asleep drunk ...



I will tell you the rest soon ...

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