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Houston - Would love to hear some of your stories.. some more details / FRs/ LRs.. of super COLD pickups from the street to her place for sex, food & some place to sleep. I'm damn curious to hear these stories..

(02-08-2012 10:45 PM)houston Wrote:  

On the cool...I was homeless years ago, and still managed to get numbers and fuck girls. I'm talking about going days without showering and brushing my teeth in gas station restrooms. I still don't know how I did that with so many young sluts. I think I knew it couldn't get any worse for me so I truly didn't give a fuck when I was horny.

(02-09-2012 12:34 AM)DirkDiggler Wrote:  

A few weeks ago I went out, ended up going to this broads house. Buddy picks me up and we immediately start boozing again. Didn't change my clothes, shower, brush my teeth, nothing from the night before. Just didn't give a flying fuck. Went out again and pulled another one, waaaay hotter than the girl before. No clue how or why, but I always wonder what the 2nd girl would have done if I told her I didn't shower and slept with someone else the night before as she was sucking me off.

(02-09-2012 09:50 PM)violão Wrote:  

MrXY, I definitely feel you there. My best friend pulled the best tail of his life when he was broke, unemployed, grew a ratty ass beard, and smelled like garlic and tequila all the time. The guy was my hero.

One instance comes to mind for me though--when I was in college, it was like the last week of finals and everyone was going out and getting wrecked every night as kind of a last hurrah of junior year. I had a wicked cold and nasty sore throat, I felt like utter shit and my breath fucking reeked from all the mucous dripping down the back of my nose.

I was kind of wandering around this trashy dance bar in a stuffy haze, polishing off my second or third glass of Jose when I spied some cute blonde dancing near the fan in the corner. Wanting to cool off myself, I ambled over to her and busted out some weak ass moves for my own amusement, and she was totally feeling it and stuck to my crotch for the rest of the night. It didn't take much for me to bring her home and get some of the worst head of my life. My roommate and another couple of guys who struck out that night tried to snake her from me, but she wouldn't budge. I certainly did not give a fuck that night.

(02-09-2012 10:20 PM)houston Wrote:  

(02-09-2012 01:51 AM)stein Wrote:  

You're my hero houston! This is a prime example of courage from within and I personally can't imagine how hard this must've been. You should really discuss this experience.

I don't recommend becoming homeless, but if a guy without a roof on his head can slay left and right then i need to dig deeper and step up. Respect man.

(02-08-2012 10:45 PM)houston Wrote:  

On the cool...I was homeless years ago, and still managed to get numbers and fuck girls. I'm talking about going days without showering and brushing my teeth in gas station restrooms. I still don't know how I did that with so many young sluts. I think I knew it couldn't get any worse for me so I truly didn't give a fuck when I was horny.

stein - I dont think I should be anyone's hero haha. I don't deserve anyone's respect because I'm nobody special yet. I would say the same thing if I woke up with a billion dollars under my mattress. I was just having bad luck and was to much of a hardhead to swallow my pride and ask someone for help. I hate begging and swallowing my pride. I never tell anyone about this but like Mixx said, this forum is kind of like therapy sometimes. That was the lowest point of my life and I had to literally break down outside a homeless shelter before I came up with a game plan. I used to have to decide if I should get a motel room for a night or keep the money to last all week for food.

As for girls, I was just running in the streets 24/7 so I was talking to girls all the time. No one would of guessed I had no where to sleep at night, because I look so young and I'm an attractive guy. I would tell myself that I need to try extra hard to fuck the girl at her place so I can shower and get some food in my belly. Shit, I remember staying at a shelter for a while and fucking a volunteer girl. Younger girls really don't give a fuck about your money if you're a good looking guy who gets them to laugh. Fuck all that pony tailed PUA Sasha type shit. Get girls to laugh and you can make a lot of magic happen.

I could of called a family member or went to their house, but I was so embarassed and disgusted with myself for falling off so hard. I didn't want anyone to see me in that shape. Makes me mad when I read about idiots who want to experience how it is to be homeless. They camp outside for a night and bring canned foods haha. It's a lot more fun when you have your cell phone waiting and a warm bed to hop into the next day. I won't ever let myself fall off again. I worked way to hard and already paid my dues.