Quote: (10-17-2017 04:32 AM)Suits Wrote:Only the chosen few know.
Currently, for me the biggest fear is ending up in the "player zone" where I'm so damn irresistible that girls literally steal my phone just to get their hands on my number.
Last thursday I suspect some overweight girl at the club I was grinding on pick pocketed me for my phone to make sure I stayed with her for the duration of night.
Tried to pull through for the sake of getting it back but tried fingering her on the dance floor but couldn't get past the blubber,and decided my dignity and the bottle of redwine I had included in the pitch to get back to her crib was worth more.
I guess broke college chicks gotta fence what they can get every once in a while to fund that frappechino soy latte habit these days.....the government talks about making drugs illegal to prevent addicts from creating crime how about making starbucks illegal to prevent obese white bitches from stealing iphones to get their low fat whip cream on top of a 1000 calories of ice cream fix.