So you want a girl in the top 1%, but you sound like you are in the bottom 50% in terms of resources or looks, at least at this club. Yet you want it to be quick and easy. Consider focusing on what you can provide to others. If its not good looks, resources, then maybe charm, warmth, I don't know what you have. Everybody has a gift that someone else wants. Figure out yours, develop it, and find a venue to offer it. For example, it might be leadership/public speaking, and a club is not the place to display that.
As a side note, these chicks are a lot more receptive outside of the club.
As a side note, these chicks are a lot more receptive outside of the club.