[Suits]

Invite over some mutual friends and have an intervention. This works best if you can wrangle a few of her exes into participating.



Have folks write letters to her about how her chlamydia has affected them personally. They should cry while they read the letters out loud to her at the intervention.



It would be best to prepare some refreshments and have an intermission about half way through the letter reading. It's important to take good care of your guests.



And just to keep things from becoming too serious, it might be best to hire some entertainment as well.



Most importantly, be sure to let the little slut know that this isn't about who she is, it's about her choices and how they have affected you (and others) in deeply personal ways. Prep a token gift so that she'll know that she's still loved.



Other tips:

• There should be lots of hugging and lots of crying.
• A good group size is between 8 and 12 people.
• Antibiotics make for good door prizes.