Quote: (02-03-2012 12:22 PM)Menace Wrote:
If I was a Parisian I think I would have a very bad attitude to foreigners, because tourists are everywhere in that city. Hell I get annoyed at tourists in DC that stand on the left side of the escalator, and we don't get nearly as many as Paris.
Alright, let's keep in real here boys.
Here is what happened when the American guy "who hates France" went to France:
1. American Guy goes to Paris, stays one or two days, that is it.
2. American Guy doesn't know any French, doesn't have any connections, zero moves.
3. American Guy only goes to the tourist trap places, and doesn't delve into the neighborhoods of Paris.
4. American Guy is usually dressed like this:
![[Image: park-money.jpg]](http://goingdolo.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/park-money.jpg)
Or some kind of combination with shorts, cargo pants, team sports clothing etc
No doubt the footwear of choice was:
![[Image: get_smell_out_of_teva_sandals.jpg]](http://www.getsmellout.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/get_smell_out_of_teva_sandals.jpg)
5. American Guy gets bitch slapped by a French guy. He can't understand why he got dissed so bad, when he was dressed like that.
6. American Guy, of course is a non-smoker as well.
7. American Guy goes back to America, and talks about how he "hates France"
8. American Guy's resolve is strengthened as he gets a lot of support from other American Guys who were also Bitch Slapped in tourist parts of Paris.
9. Of course, American guy now feels tough by hanging out with a bunch of other American's who were Bitch Slapped. It is a full Bitch Slap fest in whatever weak hood they hail from.
10. However, American Guy of course, didn't get tough when he was in Paris. After all, why didn't you get all "gangster loco" when you were bitch slapped by the French? You are the tough American and they are the p*ssy French, right? No. He just took his bitch slapping by some rude French guy in a tourist section and loved it.
11. American jack*ss doesn't realize he would have been dissed the same way in NYC, even though he speaks the language, and would have been dissed in any big international city of the world.
If you dig a little, this is the exact story of every American guy, who says, "I hate France".