Im ready to go to Salt Lake City.
But really, once Im there, I just visit churches, and then ask around if Mormon families can provide me with work, food and shelter?
Is that how it works? Or do I need to get my own apartment and some square job?
Id rather just buy some farmer overalls and a goofy Mormon hat and go to work on the farm. They must eat healthy foods and have fresh milk and eggs. Also Im sure theres is down time for bangin fresh virgin Mormon girls in the barn.
Im sure they have huge country houses on the farm and Id get my own modest bedroom with a small bed. The floors probably creek and the bed springs too so banging the girls in that room would be too noisey and disrespectful.
Thats what barns are for. I bet Mormon girlslike outdoor sex because we would get caught screwing in the big old rickety farm houses.
Anyways sign me up. Im ready to go.
But really, once Im there, I just visit churches, and then ask around if Mormon families can provide me with work, food and shelter?
Is that how it works? Or do I need to get my own apartment and some square job?
Id rather just buy some farmer overalls and a goofy Mormon hat and go to work on the farm. They must eat healthy foods and have fresh milk and eggs. Also Im sure theres is down time for bangin fresh virgin Mormon girls in the barn.
Im sure they have huge country houses on the farm and Id get my own modest bedroom with a small bed. The floors probably creek and the bed springs too so banging the girls in that room would be too noisey and disrespectful.
Thats what barns are for. I bet Mormon girlslike outdoor sex because we would get caught screwing in the big old rickety farm houses.
Anyways sign me up. Im ready to go.