[LeoneVolpe]

(12-13-2016 12:35 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:  

"This is Ray from Ray's Plumbing. I'm calling about some pipe that needs to be laid."

On a somewhat related note, if someone ever calls your phone by mistake or on purpose and asks to talk some girl's name, say "Oh, I'm sorry she can't come to the phone right now. She's got my dick in her mouth."