Australian girls are generally ballsy and fat with smart mouths. I fully agree that no man should come here for picking up. Nevertheless if you find yourself here for some other reason or if you live here you have to make the best of a bad situation.
Australia has a very sporty and extremely anti-intellectual culture among all social classes. Never say anything that could be perceived as intelligent here. Being stupid is an advantage and if you are not stupid you must pretend to be. Australians particularly dislike history, politics, observations about the culture of any country, and above all they detest art.
While being athletic is very important for picking up in every country it is even more so here. Young men of football playing age are generally a bit more athletic than their European and North American counterparts. By contrast girls here are even less athletic than American girls. This physical imbalance in the young population is a major reason that causes Australia to fail the "busted dudes test" miserably. It is extremely common here to see decent looking athletic dudes with hideous land whales.
While young men are mostly athletic this changes dramatically once they pass football playing age. Aussie dudes then mostly let themselves go, often because of the many sports injuries of their youth. Most guys in their early 40s are fat and unfit, so if you are a fit guy of that age you stand out and if you are superbly fit you can still pull the 20 somethings. However if you are past 45 you are going to really struggle with the under 30s no matter how fit you are.
There are 3 main types of girls here.
a. Anglo Australian, Anglo migrants and very assimilated ethnic girls. These are a solid majority almost everywhere outside Sydney and Melbourne. If you are under 30, very athletic and moderately funny you may do quite well. If over 30 you are going to need plenty of game and humour as well as fitness. These are the girls generally least responsive to a dude more than 5-10 years older than them.
b. Ethnic girls, non Anglo 1st 2nd or 3rd generation migrants. These are a solid majority in Sydney or Melbourne. You don't have to act stupid nearly as much with these girls and if you are over 30 and especially if over 40 they may be a better option since they are generally less worried about the age gap. Quite a few of these girls are far from impressed with guys from their own ethnic group. There are a LOT of Asians in Australia. If you have lived in Asia and/or can speak a bit of an Asian language this is a huge advantage with Asian girls.
c. Backpackers, international students and foreign girls on working visas. If you are over 40 these are by far your best prospects. The less time they have been here the better your chances.
Contrary to the "Crocodile Dundee" image Australia is among the most urbanized countries. 80% or more of the population lives in the 5 large cities. Small non beach towns and cities here offer poor ROI. The best prospects are the beaches and beach towns and cities in summer and the 5 major cities in winter.
Sydney and Melbourne have the advantage that the city core is more densely populated than the suburbs, but their disadvantage, particularly Melbourne, is that the bars and nightclubs are quite spread out over the inner core and taxis may be needed. Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth have most of the nightlife concentrated in a very small area so taxis are unnecessary, but in all these cities the suburbs are more densely populated than the city core.
Australia has a very sporty and extremely anti-intellectual culture among all social classes. Never say anything that could be perceived as intelligent here. Being stupid is an advantage and if you are not stupid you must pretend to be. Australians particularly dislike history, politics, observations about the culture of any country, and above all they detest art.
While being athletic is very important for picking up in every country it is even more so here. Young men of football playing age are generally a bit more athletic than their European and North American counterparts. By contrast girls here are even less athletic than American girls. This physical imbalance in the young population is a major reason that causes Australia to fail the "busted dudes test" miserably. It is extremely common here to see decent looking athletic dudes with hideous land whales.
While young men are mostly athletic this changes dramatically once they pass football playing age. Aussie dudes then mostly let themselves go, often because of the many sports injuries of their youth. Most guys in their early 40s are fat and unfit, so if you are a fit guy of that age you stand out and if you are superbly fit you can still pull the 20 somethings. However if you are past 45 you are going to really struggle with the under 30s no matter how fit you are.
There are 3 main types of girls here.
a. Anglo Australian, Anglo migrants and very assimilated ethnic girls. These are a solid majority almost everywhere outside Sydney and Melbourne. If you are under 30, very athletic and moderately funny you may do quite well. If over 30 you are going to need plenty of game and humour as well as fitness. These are the girls generally least responsive to a dude more than 5-10 years older than them.
b. Ethnic girls, non Anglo 1st 2nd or 3rd generation migrants. These are a solid majority in Sydney or Melbourne. You don't have to act stupid nearly as much with these girls and if you are over 30 and especially if over 40 they may be a better option since they are generally less worried about the age gap. Quite a few of these girls are far from impressed with guys from their own ethnic group. There are a LOT of Asians in Australia. If you have lived in Asia and/or can speak a bit of an Asian language this is a huge advantage with Asian girls.
c. Backpackers, international students and foreign girls on working visas. If you are over 40 these are by far your best prospects. The less time they have been here the better your chances.
Contrary to the "Crocodile Dundee" image Australia is among the most urbanized countries. 80% or more of the population lives in the 5 large cities. Small non beach towns and cities here offer poor ROI. The best prospects are the beaches and beach towns and cities in summer and the 5 major cities in winter.
Sydney and Melbourne have the advantage that the city core is more densely populated than the suburbs, but their disadvantage, particularly Melbourne, is that the bars and nightclubs are quite spread out over the inner core and taxis may be needed. Brisbane, Adelaide and Perth have most of the nightlife concentrated in a very small area so taxis are unnecessary, but in all these cities the suburbs are more densely populated than the city core.