Just say you live off investments. Makes you sound baller, don't have to sound old with "retirement" and it's true enough. If you say "pension" you'll have to start explaining shit.
I tell girls I help build online businesses. If they get nosey I start dropping terms like SEO, affiliate campaigns, ppc, and then transition to my passions. Only when I think they are ready do I tell them the full story.
Shift the convo to your passions/hobbies asap. Say "I love not having to work anymore because I have the time to do xyz. So what are you into?"
I tell girls I help build online businesses. If they get nosey I start dropping terms like SEO, affiliate campaigns, ppc, and then transition to my passions. Only when I think they are ready do I tell them the full story.
Shift the convo to your passions/hobbies asap. Say "I love not having to work anymore because I have the time to do xyz. So what are you into?"