1. Your story is 2,355 words. It was impeccably proofread and edited.
2. You're on the West coast, meaning you posted this story at 6am in the morning on Christmas. Before that you fucked the girl, took her to the hospital, went on a "long drive" to her place, came home, wrote a well-edited story under no sleep and while possibly hungover that would take me at least two hours to polish, and posted it.
3. You have been accused of trolling in the past.
4. The story seems to have been inspired by two recent ones I posted on the blog
Your story: Street approach when all hope was lost
My story: Street approach when all hope was lost (http://www.rooshv.com/are-you-okay )
You said: "I couldn't believe my luck."
I said: "I couldn’t believe I was in the game with a bangable prospect so close to my house." (http://www.rooshv.com/are-you-okay )
You said: "Things went fast from there. Passionate kissing like I've never had. Clothes off."
I said: "It went so fast in her bedroom that even I felt weird. Clothes ripped off." (http://www.rooshv.com/i-dont-want-you-to-get-raped )
If you weren't so impatient and just waited one extra day, your troll would have probably been successful and led to congratulations instead of shame.
2. You're on the West coast, meaning you posted this story at 6am in the morning on Christmas. Before that you fucked the girl, took her to the hospital, went on a "long drive" to her place, came home, wrote a well-edited story under no sleep and while possibly hungover that would take me at least two hours to polish, and posted it.
3. You have been accused of trolling in the past.
4. The story seems to have been inspired by two recent ones I posted on the blog
Your story: Street approach when all hope was lost
My story: Street approach when all hope was lost (http://www.rooshv.com/are-you-okay )
You said: "I couldn't believe my luck."
I said: "I couldn’t believe I was in the game with a bangable prospect so close to my house." (http://www.rooshv.com/are-you-okay )
You said: "Things went fast from there. Passionate kissing like I've never had. Clothes off."
I said: "It went so fast in her bedroom that even I felt weird. Clothes ripped off." (http://www.rooshv.com/i-dont-want-you-to-get-raped )
If you weren't so impatient and just waited one extra day, your troll would have probably been successful and led to congratulations instead of shame.
Roosh
http://www.rooshv.com