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^ On the above, if you are ever attacked (seriously) by a dog, and some significant injury is a given, try to feed it your non-dominant forearm. If you then lift it to your chest, and place your dominant forearm at the base of the animals neck, crushing it against your chest, you will have the leverage to push back with the forearm in its mouth and snap its neck. This is a very effective method of dealing with dogs that are trying to do you a real injury.