Great thread, I'm surprised there aren't more responses. Bathroom sex on the one hand you could say is gross, and it's true that you probably don't get your nut off as well, but on the other hand, it's thrilling, makes for a good story, and is essential for getting some notches that you would otherwise miss out on. I wanted to start a thread on this but then I searched and found this, so instead of starting a new one I'll bump this old one. Here's my advice on how to pull off bathroom fucks with girls you cold approached the same night. By "bathroom fuck" I mean pretty much anywhere that isn't a "normal" place to pull a chick for a ONS, whether it's the bathroom (most typical), her car parked on a quiet street near the bar, or in an abandoned alley around the corner.
I haven't done this many times, but I've done it enough that I can describe a general model of how it's gone down based on my experience doing it:
Start off by approaching and gaming like normal. It's not the point of this thread to explain how to open and escalate with chicks, so I won't cover it.
Next, use your standard line to get her to come back to your place or her place, but, and here's the key, she wants to leave with you but she genuinely can't. You have to have enough experience in the game to know when a girl's excuse is bullshit or when she actually wants to have sex and is giving a legit excuse as to why she can't.
Until now, you've tried to get the girl back, and she's expressed that she wants to leave with you but can't, and your experience tells you that she's not bullshitting. (Or fuck it, just plow ahead anyway and see what happens).
The sexual tension should be soaring. She's probably stated multiple times that she really wishes she could come with you, and you've almost certainly had a few passionate make outs with her by now.
The line that I came up with is not some super clever play on words that pushes the boundaries of what's possible in the English language, but I now consider it crucial to pulling this off. It's pretty similar to the OP's. Like most effective canned lines in game it's not complicated, not corny, not needy, and doesn't break frame. "Well, why don't we try to find some place a little bit closer?" It's technically a question but deliver it as if it's a statement. (Here's where she might drop an obvious hint, like, "Well, my car is parked really close to here.")
Then I'll grab her by the hand and lead her to the bathroom. Every time that I've done this, it's been extremely clear that we're going to the bathroom to fuck, even though it was never stated explicitly. If you just grab her and lead her to the bathroom without any forewarning, there's a good chance that you'll crash and burn.
Other guys might pull this off going more direct, and I don't deny that works, but in my experience, the key to pulling off a bathroom fuck is to make it clear in a subtle way that you two are looking for the nearest possible place to fuck before taking her there. What this line does is that it lets her know what's up, but at the same time, it's subtle enough to allow for plausible deniability, and thus allows you to build comfort and excitement at the same time, which is tough to pull off since one usually comes at the cost of the other.
The reason that girls agree to get bent over a public lavatory, pile of toilet paper stacked beside the shitcan, and people trying to open the door every couple minutes, is because it's exciting. For the ones that agree to do this, you'll undoubtedly notice the look of childlike excitement on their face as you whisk them into the stall. It's truly uncanny, as if you've given their boring lives the magic they had been searching for all this time.
When you take her to the bathroom, she's not the least bit surprised, there's no awkwardness, and she is very willing. It's mutually understood what's going down. If she asks where you're going while you're leading her to the bathroom, say, "I know a place."
Lead her to the bathroom and smash. I've had girls say no to the suggestion, but I've never had any resistance in the few times I've done this once in the bathroom (or car or whatever) itself. No foreplay is necessary, if they've agreed to go with you this far then they know that time is a factor. You don't want to spend ten minutes warming her up then half an hour fucking in the bathroom because you'll probably get caught.
Not all bars and clubs are conducive to this, because if the entrance to the bathroom is in plain view of everyone then you won't be able to slip in there unnoticed. When we're done, I'll tell her to leave first and that I'll come out in a couple minutes. This makes it less likely that you'll get caught. When I go out I usually find her, grab her number just to be nice and neutralize any potential buyer's remorse, then I excuse myself and try to get a second notch on the night.![[Image: banana.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/new/banana.gif)
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As a last note, keep in mind that doing this can backfire because if you get caught by the staff then you'll likely be kicked out and banned from the bar. This hasn't happened to me, but I know it's a risk every time I do it. It's usually preferable and more enjoyable to just take a girl back to your crib, but for when you can't, knowing how to do this is important so that you don't lose the notch.
I haven't done this many times, but I've done it enough that I can describe a general model of how it's gone down based on my experience doing it:
Start off by approaching and gaming like normal. It's not the point of this thread to explain how to open and escalate with chicks, so I won't cover it.
Next, use your standard line to get her to come back to your place or her place, but, and here's the key, she wants to leave with you but she genuinely can't. You have to have enough experience in the game to know when a girl's excuse is bullshit or when she actually wants to have sex and is giving a legit excuse as to why she can't.
Until now, you've tried to get the girl back, and she's expressed that she wants to leave with you but can't, and your experience tells you that she's not bullshitting. (Or fuck it, just plow ahead anyway and see what happens).
The sexual tension should be soaring. She's probably stated multiple times that she really wishes she could come with you, and you've almost certainly had a few passionate make outs with her by now.
The line that I came up with is not some super clever play on words that pushes the boundaries of what's possible in the English language, but I now consider it crucial to pulling this off. It's pretty similar to the OP's. Like most effective canned lines in game it's not complicated, not corny, not needy, and doesn't break frame. "Well, why don't we try to find some place a little bit closer?" It's technically a question but deliver it as if it's a statement. (Here's where she might drop an obvious hint, like, "Well, my car is parked really close to here.")
Then I'll grab her by the hand and lead her to the bathroom. Every time that I've done this, it's been extremely clear that we're going to the bathroom to fuck, even though it was never stated explicitly. If you just grab her and lead her to the bathroom without any forewarning, there's a good chance that you'll crash and burn.
Other guys might pull this off going more direct, and I don't deny that works, but in my experience, the key to pulling off a bathroom fuck is to make it clear in a subtle way that you two are looking for the nearest possible place to fuck before taking her there. What this line does is that it lets her know what's up, but at the same time, it's subtle enough to allow for plausible deniability, and thus allows you to build comfort and excitement at the same time, which is tough to pull off since one usually comes at the cost of the other.
The reason that girls agree to get bent over a public lavatory, pile of toilet paper stacked beside the shitcan, and people trying to open the door every couple minutes, is because it's exciting. For the ones that agree to do this, you'll undoubtedly notice the look of childlike excitement on their face as you whisk them into the stall. It's truly uncanny, as if you've given their boring lives the magic they had been searching for all this time.
When you take her to the bathroom, she's not the least bit surprised, there's no awkwardness, and she is very willing. It's mutually understood what's going down. If she asks where you're going while you're leading her to the bathroom, say, "I know a place."
Lead her to the bathroom and smash. I've had girls say no to the suggestion, but I've never had any resistance in the few times I've done this once in the bathroom (or car or whatever) itself. No foreplay is necessary, if they've agreed to go with you this far then they know that time is a factor. You don't want to spend ten minutes warming her up then half an hour fucking in the bathroom because you'll probably get caught.
Not all bars and clubs are conducive to this, because if the entrance to the bathroom is in plain view of everyone then you won't be able to slip in there unnoticed. When we're done, I'll tell her to leave first and that I'll come out in a couple minutes. This makes it less likely that you'll get caught. When I go out I usually find her, grab her number just to be nice and neutralize any potential buyer's remorse, then I excuse myself and try to get a second notch on the night.
As a last note, keep in mind that doing this can backfire because if you get caught by the staff then you'll likely be kicked out and banned from the bar. This hasn't happened to me, but I know it's a risk every time I do it. It's usually preferable and more enjoyable to just take a girl back to your crib, but for when you can't, knowing how to do this is important so that you don't lose the notch.