I hope I don't get banned for this. Mike CF's twitter account is pretty inspiring in how well it trolls.
I have been taking the fight to Cracked for a few weeks now. Their articles suck so I'm going to make sure their comment sections suck too.
I click through any obvious SJW/globalist shit-posting articles, don't even read them, check out the top-voted comment to see what the flavor of the article is, and quick fire off a few comments that hopefully won't ping the NSA but will definitely trigger a few people.
As long as I announce my identity as a gay, Muslim, black, genderqueer, Marxist, transitioning, liberal, socialist, Jewish, Democrat, first-generation immigrant, progressive, feminist, anything "protected", I can say whatever the fuck I want and still get like 50-80% upvotes. I never bother fact-checking because stuff that's deliberately wrong drives them nuts.
Then the guys commenting negatively I can eviscerate with accusations of racism, sexism, transphobia, Islamophobia, xenophobia, genocide, Holocaust-denialism, etc. Here are a few samples of solid troll-bait.
I have been taking the fight to Cracked for a few weeks now. Their articles suck so I'm going to make sure their comment sections suck too.
I click through any obvious SJW/globalist shit-posting articles, don't even read them, check out the top-voted comment to see what the flavor of the article is, and quick fire off a few comments that hopefully won't ping the NSA but will definitely trigger a few people.
As long as I announce my identity as a gay, Muslim, black, genderqueer, Marxist, transitioning, liberal, socialist, Jewish, Democrat, first-generation immigrant, progressive, feminist, anything "protected", I can say whatever the fuck I want and still get like 50-80% upvotes. I never bother fact-checking because stuff that's deliberately wrong drives them nuts.
Then the guys commenting negatively I can eviscerate with accusations of racism, sexism, transphobia, Islamophobia, xenophobia, genocide, Holocaust-denialism, etc. Here are a few samples of solid troll-bait.
Quote: comically offensive shitpostin Wrote:
"Western Europe will fall to the mighty sword of Sharia! Allah Akbar!"
"Have fun in the Sunset Empire. London belongs to everybody else but the Brits."
"I'm a proud gay Muslim and I'm voting Donald Trump. Only a big strong man who says it like it is can stop all these homicidal third-world camel jockeys from trying to throw me off a building. Bernie Sanders would probably give them all free shit and Hillary would just touch herself watching my gangland style execution, if Benghazi is any indication."
"As a Communist, I personally get offended at the mere mention of the Holocaust. The word itself is Yiddish which marginalizes the six million political dissidents, homosexuals, Gypsies, and Poles murdered alongside the Jews by the Nazis, or the half-million British, or the twenty-five million Russians. The word for what happened should be a term that's more culture-neutral and inclusive. Otherwise the stateless and victimized Roma will never get their own Israel."