Get within a quarter of a shot of passing out yourself. Then technically she's raping you, right? She's more 'consenty' than you.
Edit: Oh I forgot. /Satire. I only have sex with a signed permission slip at 11am with the lights on after drinking nothing stronger than tepid water.
Edit: Oh I forgot. /Satire. I only have sex with a signed permission slip at 11am with the lights on after drinking nothing stronger than tepid water.