[Amour Fou]

(10-21-2011 09:54 AM)Kona Wrote:  

(10-19-2011 09:50 AM)Amour Fou Wrote:  

Tuesday- Moose's Pub

HA! I was in there Tuesday night. That place has been a tourist trap for 20 years, but it turned around all of a sudden. I think I can help you out a little.

You noticed all the Norwegians in there. I got clued into that scene in early August. I've swooped 3 of them. 2 I had to work on, 1 was a fluke.

The 1st one I'm happy to call a regular. Here she is:


The second one has big titties and I fucked her maybe three times on our little date night, then I went to her apartment the second time we got together where I fucked her again. I ignored a call from her last night. Here she is:


Those are big titties:



The third I saw at the beach a few days after meeting her at Moose's, bounced her to another beach, then fucked her in the truck before I took her home, and we didn't exchange numbers. I'm not sure of her name so I have no photos. But the same idea.

I've been to Norway, but only a little. I met a girl in another country, and went there to see her, so I've never really fired at too many Norwegians.

I had some Norwegian guys on my boat one day and they were bitching about how they'd moved all the way to Hawaii, and all they were surrounded with were the girls from their hometowns. When the said all the Norwegians get together at Mosses on Tuesdays I didn't believe it, because of the history of that bar. Kelly Oneil's is my spot, so a buddy and I walked across the street to check it out.

The guy from my boat wound up being there, and gave me some tips about the girls.

As you probably noticed, they are all in excellent shape and spend a lot of time at the beach. They all participate in a sport, or just work out a lot. You can see the jogging bra tan lines on the girl in the first picture. Funny though, the girls all smoke, even if they don't full-time, they will if they have a few drinks. The ones I've been with can't handle much liquor.

They also all have blond hair, but on some of them it seems to get a little bushy or matted maybe. They could easily get some dreads going. What you don't know till you get their clothes off is that none of them shave their bushes. The one in the picture does now after she's been with me. You can tell at the bar most of them have semi hairy bodies, but it's finer blond hairs. I guess they're different about that stuff.

The Norwegian guy told me that all the folks from Norway that came to Hawaii for college have money. These are all millionaire's kids. Him and his Norway buddies were doing a $1800 fishing charter on a Tuesday just for fun, and all three girls I've banged live in Waikiki apartments that are at least $1500 a month. They also have all kinds of jewlery and iPhones and macbook pro's and closets full of shoes and shit.

Another really interesting thing he told me is that the Norwegian girls and guys are absolutely looking to swoop outside of Norway. The guy I knew was going after low-quality Asian's, and the girls were all over everybody but the Norwegian guys.

The guy told me that the rich girls in Norway are SLUTS and you gotta treat them that way. I opposed him on this. I asked him how to say "My name is Kona, How are you?" in Norwegian. He told me that was no good and I needed to talk dirty to them right off the bat, but be funny about it. This guy's cool, so finally he tells me that I want to say "Mitt naven er Kona, Du arre em horre" so I did.

What I didn't know was that this guy just told me to say "My name is Kona, YOU ARE A WHORE" but it worked. The girl in the first picture just started laughing and I didn't get it. She answered back "Is that really how I look" and it was confusing at first but I played through it. Eventually she told me what I said, and the conversation was all sexual from then on.

A good move at Mooses is instead of just standing on the street for a cigarette, walk across to Kelly's where you can smoke inside. Get a drink there. It's sort of an under the table way to get them away from their friends. This is what I was trying with my Norwegian, but her friends started calling/texting like crazy and she wanted to go back. started with the kissing and touching in Kelly's though. After the calls I spent maybe 20 more minutes in Moose's, took her number and left.

I called her the next day. She came to my house for a basic beach date. Then to a restaurant and it was downhill from there.

Basically, things when the same way with the second girl. I didn't walk up and call her a whore, but I used something a little toned down. Within the first 5 minutes I got some "you look like a slut" type comment out, and it hooked. Her I kept in Kelly's for quite a while longer, but same thing, her people started calling. I bailed right there. Called her the next day, got laid a few days later.

The sex with the first girl is fantastic. She took some coaching at first, but I got her sucking my dick the way I like. She really takes care of me. She's athletic enough to handle a pounding. I'm really happy.

The big titty second one was freaking awful. I felt like I was 17. She was just too cumbersome. I don't know if that's just her, but I have a theory about sex with girls with tits that big. It's due to their nipples being less sensitive.

The third one was nothing special either, but that was real quick.

Amour Fou, I think you'll kill it with these Norwegians. A toned down caveman Brasil dude style might be perfect.

Aloha!

It took me a while to read this, as I've been busy with other stuff, but thanks a lot for the input! Hawaii's been a crazy experience for me, but I'm on a point where I realised there is more to do than just chase pussy.

And hey, if you see a tanned, fit bald guy with a deep goattee over at Moose's (or those main places down at Waikiki) you might downright be talking to me!