[Cr33pin]

I started drinking beet juice as a natural pre work out before I get them GAINZ in the gym bruh...... and I have done ripped 3 pair or jeans... not from my massive glutes blowing up from squatting 1600 pounds (get on my level) but from the raging erections I get after that beet juice hits my system. I ended up just tying a couple 45lb plates on a chain and putting the other end on my dick and doing dick lifts. But last time I did it I exploded the weight up so fast the plates came up and hit me in the eye. Now I look like I just got out of the ring with Tyson in his prime. So I got these raging rock hard erections but this busted up face.... I don't even have to go to the gym no more I get my gainz from all the fucking fapping I got to do. I don't even know what the point of this post was anymore but I got to go fap.

(fap fap fap fap, oh yea stick a finger in my ass, fap fap)