^^^^^
in that case, next time you go out to meet women don't shower or shave for a few weeks and tell them how many women you've slept with and all your deepest and darkest secrets so they can get to know the real you right away
in that case, next time you go out to meet women don't shower or shave for a few weeks and tell them how many women you've slept with and all your deepest and darkest secrets so they can get to know the real you right away