Since I've been seeing guys using movie analogies for the Canadian Wars--some of them from the Godfather--I thought I'd explain the whole thing once and for all.
The Canadian Wars Explained in Short Godfather Clips
by Tuthmosis Sonofra
Hysterical Feminists Declare Unprovoked War (Start @1:02)
With predictable eyerolls and a "snarky" tone, Canadian feminists attack the RVF Family. The Don is just minding his own business when he receives the unpleasant taste of an unjustified, and disproportionate, attack on his simple plan.
The Heads of the 5 Feminists Conspire to Destroy the RVF Family (Start @2:55)
Roosh, and his loyal consigliere (Tuthmosis), see right through the whole plot. Bitches, s'il vous plaît! Anticipating the attack, the Don is prepared. The Consigliere and the troublesome foot soldiers on the ground prepare for war.
Even-Keeled Consigliere Tuthmosis Dispenses with Cockblockers and Big-Ballers During the Last Days of Peacetime (Start @0:00)
Judiciously and calmly, Tuthmosis watches over the family business, keeping the Don informed. It's the calm before the storm.
Don Roosh Settles All Family Business One Night in Montreal (Start @0:00)
In a glorious outflanking for the ages, Roosh humiliates the heads of the 5 Feminists on their own turf. The seasoned lieutenants Peter Clemenza (Quintus), Willie Cicci (Lothario), and the others helped deliver the crushing defeat in a box of flowers or through a set of thick-rimmed hipster glasses.
Peacetime Consigliere Tuthmosis Turns into a Wartime Consigliere (Start @0:46)
It's not a pleasant side of the job, but wartime means a lot more pests and troublemakers to mop up. The 5 Feminists are sending agents provocateurs and white knights in droves to try to disrupt the family. No problem.
To be continued.
The Canadian Wars Explained in Short Godfather Clips
by Tuthmosis Sonofra
Hysterical Feminists Declare Unprovoked War (Start @1:02)
With predictable eyerolls and a "snarky" tone, Canadian feminists attack the RVF Family. The Don is just minding his own business when he receives the unpleasant taste of an unjustified, and disproportionate, attack on his simple plan.
The Heads of the 5 Feminists Conspire to Destroy the RVF Family (Start @2:55)
Roosh, and his loyal consigliere (Tuthmosis), see right through the whole plot. Bitches, s'il vous plaît! Anticipating the attack, the Don is prepared. The Consigliere and the troublesome foot soldiers on the ground prepare for war.
Even-Keeled Consigliere Tuthmosis Dispenses with Cockblockers and Big-Ballers During the Last Days of Peacetime (Start @0:00)
Judiciously and calmly, Tuthmosis watches over the family business, keeping the Don informed. It's the calm before the storm.
Don Roosh Settles All Family Business One Night in Montreal (Start @0:00)
In a glorious outflanking for the ages, Roosh humiliates the heads of the 5 Feminists on their own turf. The seasoned lieutenants Peter Clemenza (Quintus), Willie Cicci (Lothario), and the others helped deliver the crushing defeat in a box of flowers or through a set of thick-rimmed hipster glasses.
Peacetime Consigliere Tuthmosis Turns into a Wartime Consigliere (Start @0:46)
It's not a pleasant side of the job, but wartime means a lot more pests and troublemakers to mop up. The 5 Feminists are sending agents provocateurs and white knights in droves to try to disrupt the family. No problem.
To be continued.