[Travesty]

If you are an average bodied guy at the beach you have some options:

1) Go surfing or kiteboarding with a wetsuit, springsuit, or rash guard to cover your physique and girls will appreciate you being active on the water

2) Have a dog, throw something near their towel when they aren't looking for the dog to chase - oops....

These both act as great small talk starter props to get the girl comfortable with you hitting on her.

Here is what you do after the open:

You have in your possession:
- 2 perfectly rolled joints
- 4 cold beer cans in a to-go little keep cold bag with a little ice

Once conversation starts casually mention you were going to smoke a joint or crack a beer, do they want to join?

This can go for anybody, if you don't have a tan or don't have a beach body, better to wear a t-shirt or rash guard so she focuses on your game more.