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I was browsing the job boards of a local college when I noticed two job postings that really caught my eye.

First off, we have a job that is essential to the well-being of a college environment. Without this position, I would suspect, there would be a hostile environment to everyone with first-world sensibilities.

And then there is the Title IX "Coordinator."



What are the requirements to make over $100k (not including benefits) at a community college in a very beautiful area of Southern California?

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A Bachelors degree and five years of experience conducting investigations alleging discrimination, harassment or sexual misconduct is required.

Is the work so tedious, so unbearable, and so difficult, that it requires a hefty salary to convince one of the many SJWs with useless degrees to get off Tumblr and settle for a cushy administrative role on a beautiful campus?

I wonder what the requirements of a plumber are...

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Maintains the College's plumbing infrastructure in a safe and sanitary manner, without exposing personnel to any safety issues related to plumbing installation and repair; performs duties in a manner that meets District and governmental safety standards and code requirements

Installs, maintains and repairs fixtures, fittings, valves, pumps and pipes related to the potable and waste water systems, natural gas, air oxyacetylene, sewage (waste treatment tanks), roof and storm drains, and hot water/steam heating collection and distribution systems

Performs routine inspection of campus facilities for damaged, clogged, malfunctioning or leaking pipes, valves, gauges, spouts, fixtures, sinks, showers, drains, toilets, faucets, ovens, stoves, dishwashers, garbage disposals and pumps; makes necessary repairs

Monitors and repairs natural gas, domestic, and industrial water supply and drain lines (pressure and waste outlets); faucets, valves, fixtures and leaks in plumbing systems; steam lines, roof drains, heat return and main water lines of heating and cooling systems; gas, electric and open flame boilers and water heaters; circulating pumps and mixing valves

Installs and maintains water and space heaters

Measures and sizes, cuts, threads, brazes, solders, or installs various types of pipes (e.g., metal, copper, threaded, and plastic), valves, pumps, containment tanks, gauges and insulation for both underground and above ground components

Uses and operates various tools and equipment used in plumbing and pipefitting, such as pipe threaders, soldering torches, and drain cleaning tools

Cleans, maintains, and organizes work areas, tools, and equipment; orders and maintains inventory of plumbing materials and supplies and prepares routine reports for inventory and procurement; maintains necessary work records

Performs the more complex maintenance and repair of tools, machinery, and equipment used in performing the essential duties

Assists HVAC and boiler personnel with all piping systems to keep the College safe and operational

Responds to emergency calls on a 24-hour basis and troubleshoots to locate the problem if not readily apparent

Makes rough sketches of pipe layout and installations or reads from blueprints, plans or specifications

Estimates time and supplies needed to complete assignments; determines and procures tools, equipment, and labor needed for jobs as requested

May install, replace, and repair backflow devices

Contacts sub-contractors or vendors to complete projects as approved by supervisors

Performs other related duties as requested or assigned

Examples of essential duties are descriptive and not restrictive in nature and are generally listed in descending order of importance

Which role do you think will be filled by a woman, and which by a man? And they say women make 78cents on the dollar?