[Captainstabbin]

(06-05-2015 04:13 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(06-05-2015 03:54 AM)Veloce Wrote:  

Yeah at the very least she'd have to give me a handjob

Nah, I can do that myself. As hard as I've tried, I've never been able to suck my own dick, so I need some help there And apple pie warmed in the microwave is a poor substitute for a real vagina.

I agree, I don't need a woman for a handy. It's penetration of some kind or you have to go a LONG way to justify your place in my life. And every other thing a woman can bring to the table combined only equals around 50%. Even if everything else is perfect, there has to be sex just to bring her up to a passing grade.