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LeoneVolpe - 10-21-2016
Just when I thought I'd heard it all...This is too ridiculous not to share.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2...njections/
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It sounds like a medical procedure that only the most egregiously vain actors would pursue, but testicle rejuvenation treatments are apparently on the rise in Hollywood.
According to industry trade publication The Hollywood Reporter, doctors in Beverly Hills are increasingly fielding requests from male patients who want to smooth out their downstairs area, so to speak, apparently inspired by female-equivalent treatments made increasingly popular by actresses like Gwyneth Paltrow.
The procedure, nicknamed “Scrotox,” involves injecting Botox directly into the skin of the scrotum and is said to make testicles appear larger as well as decrease wrinkling and sweating around the treated area.
Plastic surgeon and co-host of The Doctors television show Andrew Ordon told THR that it was inevitable that men would want the same cosmetic genital treatment offered to women in recent years.
“It is clear that we are going to be seeing more done on men’s private areas, for men wanting smoothing down there,” Ordon told the outlet.
The procedure’s popularity isn’t just limited to Hollywood; plastic surgeons told UK paper The Sun last month that the number of men inquiring about obtaining Scrotox in the UK has doubled in the past year, reflecting a “huge demand and interest.”
New York City-based plastic surgeon Andew Schulman told Men’s Fitness this week that the procedure is nothing new to his colleagues, though its popularity has definitely increased. Schulman added that the treatment is most popular among professional cyclists and runners who wish to decrease sweating and chafing in the area.
“The idea of injecting Botox into the scrotum to smooth the wrinkles has been around for many years among plastic surgeons; however, none of us thought it would be something consumers would request,” Schulman told the outlet.
Schulman also warned that before trying out the procedure, men should realize that it may not result in the desired effect.
“Relaxation of the scrotal skin will lead to a smoother, ‘floppier,’ and longer scrotum. This appearance is more consistent with an ‘older’ scrotum,” Schulman told Men’s Fitness.
This will probably pave the way for a "Smooth Sacks Matter" movement.
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philosophical_recovery - 10-21-2016
If I ever get to the point in my life where this becomes a necessity, or even a desire of mine, please punch me directly in the face.
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realologist - 10-21-2016
"Makes your balls as smooth as a babies skin."
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ElFlaco - 10-21-2016
What is wrong with these people? Needles and balls should stay far away from one another.
What's interesting from a media analysis perspective: this appears to be a press release repackaged as journalism by The Hollywood Reporter, Breitbart, etc. Lazy reporters, lazy readers. I never understood how that worked until a friend in PR explained it.
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Surreyman - 10-21-2016
Who actually cares what their balls look like? Unless they're scaring women, just leave them alone!
Also, why would I want larger balls? Surely that's just an inconvenience.
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ivansirko - 10-21-2016
fuck this gay earth
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Alsos - 10-21-2016
"The procedure, nicknamed “Scrotox,” involves injecting Botox directly into the skin of the scrotum..."
Yeah, well, they shouldn't expect sympathy when their kids all come out out looking like Nancy Pelosi.
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SpiderKing - 10-21-2016
Life imitates art.
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Alpha_Romeo - 10-22-2016
I can see the appeal of not having sweaty balls, but still, erm... no, thanks.
I can see this taking off with the gay porn industry, and then metrosexual hipsters adopting it as the norm. Eventually women will be adding it as a line item to their lists of impossible demands on their online dating profiles. And then... funeral homes. "Oh, we just can't let Chad ascend into heaven with wrinkly balls... It wouldn't be right..."
In all seriousness though, this is how the male body keeps sperm at a constant temperature. Don't fuck with that.
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Suits - 10-22-2016
Ya, I'm going to echo the comments of one of the posters above and make it clear that I would require a medical necessity to let any sharp objects near my balls.
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Leonard D Neubache - 10-22-2016
What precisely are guys going to do after this procedure?
Walk into a nightclub with their grotesquely swollen ballsacks hanging out of their zippers?
Sad!
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Cr33pin - 10-22-2016
This would go nicely with my bleached butthole
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Leonard D Neubache - 10-22-2016
You'd have to time it right. You wouldn't want the roots showing on your crack hair.
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joost - 10-22-2016
Reading the title I thought it was something to make your balls bigger. Could be useful If you were under TRT (Testosterone Therapy). Even if that was the case, I would stay away from injections in my private area... unless it was to increase it size to 10 inches. I'll be a nudist.
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Vienna - 10-22-2016
The South Park creators need to see this...
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Foolsgo1d - 10-22-2016
Quote: (10-22-2016 02:38 AM)Leonard D Neubache Wrote:
What precisely are guys going to do after this procedure?
Walk into a nightclub with their grotesquely swollen ballsacks hanging out of their zippers?
Sad!
Its aimed at those whose profession includes swinging their dick in front of a HD camera. Gotta smooth out those wrinkles so you dont scare the legions of men from watching you pound some whore.
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SegaSaturn1994 - 10-22-2016
I can see how it would be better to have a longer, more loose srotum in terms of sexual pleasure and function. When the testicles ride high up the scrotum and are tight, it makes the penis shaft appear shorter, which is rarely desirable.
However, if the testicles are small or at least have a small appearance within the sack it would not make sense to have them hang lower from an aesthetic standpoint, as a low hang and small testicles do not look good together. As a comparison you can think of really stretched out saggy breasts that are still underwhelmingly small.
The lower the testes hang, the easier it is for them to be stimulated during sex as well but messing with the muscles seems like a bad idea in terms of maintaining ideal temperature and safety during physically strenous activities where risk of injury is heightened.
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LionHound - 10-22-2016
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Guriko - 10-22-2016
The future of Hollywood?
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Rocket75 - 10-23-2016
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LordMayorMuffSniff - 10-23-2016
Well that's it. The West has fallen
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Germanicus - 10-23-2016
This is unusual. When a male in Hollywood gets nut injections it's usually another dude nutting up his ass.
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Mr. D - 10-23-2016
Vanity, thy name is Hollywood.
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Dusty - 10-23-2016
Anyone have a list of doctors who perform this procedure?
Asking for a friend.
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churros - 10-23-2016
What's next, shaving your balls?