Man kills himself while hyphenated-named wife is on all-girls weekend -
achromaticmike - 05-14-2015
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2015/05/14...ible-life/
Possibilities:
#1 Hyphenated-named feminist goes on "all-girls weekend" to New Orleans to ride the cock carousel; beta husband offs himself because of her cock carousel adventures. She then blames airlines for not letting her make the call any reasonable adult would have made regardless of what a dumb fucking steward/ess tells them.
#2 Hypenated-named women coordinates murder of husband and uses fake text messages to establish alibi.
My vote is on #1
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Grange - 05-14-2015
I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.
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WanderingMan - 05-14-2015
Quote:Quote:
"The steward slapped the phone down and said 'you have to put that in airplane mode. We were pushing away from the gate,'" Momsen-Evers recalls. The unidentified crew member explained that it was “FAA regulations.”
Both these people were idiots - the stew
ard and the lady. Even if it was mid-flight, I would have made the call, but THEY WERE STILL ON THE GROUND....
"FAA Regulation" This is what happens when people can't think for themselves.
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achromaticmike - 05-14-2015
Quote: (05-14-2015 03:48 PM)Grange Wrote:
I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.
There's a reason she went to New Orleans instead of Vegas.
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vinman - 05-14-2015
Quote: (05-14-2015 03:48 PM)Grange Wrote:
I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.
NEVER underestimate the power of
THE THIRST.
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germanico - 05-14-2015
Quote: (05-14-2015 03:48 PM)Grange Wrote:
I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.
Never understimate the thirst.
By the way, why the headline is not "Carefree wife goes on a all girls-trip leaving suicidal husband alone"?
Im not saying its her fault the husband offed himself, but its definitely not the airlines.
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Tuthmosis - 05-14-2015
Man kills himself while hyphenated-named wife is on all-girls weekend -
pheonix500000 - 05-14-2015
Man kills himself while hyphenated-named wife is on all-girls weekend -
kaotic - 05-14-2015
Quote: (05-14-2015 05:38 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
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You asked for it, so you get it, don't ban me for it:
Man kills himself while hyphenated-named wife is on all-girls weekend -
samsamsam - 05-14-2015
Ahhh fuck...
Man kills himself while hyphenated-named wife is on all-girls weekend -
Kyriarch - 05-14-2015
Going by those pics, he probably offed himself because he realized she'd eventually return.
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Lochte - 05-14-2015
There's also zero fucking way Southwest employees "slapped" her phone down. I fly with them regularly and at most get a slight warning, but even still, generally fake putting my phone away and it pull it out 2 seconds later
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eljeffster - 05-15-2015
Quote: (05-14-2015 06:42 PM)Kyriarch Wrote:
Going by those pics, he probably offed himself because he realized she'd eventually return.
Yes, she was on the way
back
Plus, from the article:
Quote:Quote:
"I started shaking and I was panicked," Momsen-Evers told FoxNews.com. "I texted him ‘no, 'no,’ and he responded, 'yes, because I have to.'"
So he is texting her about suicide and she decides
to text back? If there was ever a time to call someone- suicide threats are it.
Young child: "Why did Daddy die?"
Mother: "Well, no one calls anymore. . . "
Man kills himself while hyphenated-named wife is on all-girls weekend -
KofiKingston - 05-15-2015
Quote: (05-14-2015 04:16 PM)vinman Wrote:
Quote: (05-14-2015 03:48 PM)Grange Wrote:
I looked up a picture of her, and I doubt she was doing much riding.
NEVER underestimate the power of THE THIRST.
@ 31 seconds